#anti-beard

I firmly believe that if we took just 10 minutes out of our busy schedules to remove that stupid, overgrown beard. half of our problems will solve automatically.

Each day you shave calls for a CELEBRATION.

(the only exception is a mustache: that's the only facial hair that looks respectable.)

POGONOPHOBIA = an irrational hatred or aversion to beards. POGONOPHOBE = That would be me.

However, I'm not anti-beard, per se. My own family members sport a designer stubble or a full-fledged Abraham Lincoln. It's just that you really need to be an Abraham Lincoln to carry that look. Only 1 percent men perhaps deserve to keep a beard because it matches their personalities.

The main reason I favor the beardless look is because I am a huge proponent of the 90s decade. It was a pinnacle for fashion, music, style, movies, and every other parameter.

Say NO to beards.

I just want John to shave please.