MCU Opinions Thatāll Have Me Burned At The Stake Pt. 1
(Because it actually worked out really well when I did this for Supernatural. BE WARNED: This is largely Loki-centric.)
1.) I feel like most of the movies/shows released in the last 5 or so years have been heavily geared toward casual fans. And I guess thereās nothing wrong with that! But for me itās annoying as hell.
2.) I hate the MCU version of Wanda Maximoff so fucking much for many many different reasons.
3.) I have a very strong dislike for the MCU version of Steve Rogers for multiple reasons, mostly because of the level of American imperialist propaganda coded into his character.
4.) The moviesā version of Tony Stark is an objectively better person than Steve, and at this point Iām not even sure if Marvel made the billionaire the Big Hero intentionally as capitalist propaganda or if they just donāt see the irony.
5.) Nebula and Mantis are both way way underrated. They have such interesting backstories and are so sympathetic and likeable and itās frankly a crime that there arenāt more people stanning for them.
6.) Thanos wasnāt as ground-breakingly complex and multi-layered as the critics and dudebros like to claim. All of his āemotionalā scenes could arguably have been genuine in an extremely narcissistic and delusional way, but theyāre diminished by the fact that there were a lot of villains prior to him that were much more psychologically complex and actually sympathetic to boot (whichā¦ he wasnāt).
7.) Thanosās plan also made no sense at all, considering he claimed to seek balance in a twisted sense of duty- but said plan actually screwed everyone over worse and made resources issues even more detrimental. They shouldāve just made him a full on genocidal psychopath or had him trying to court Hela. One of the two. I honestly think this was just the writers being short-sighted and lazy.
8.) Every version of Thor (and all his supporting characters as well) post-Age of Ultron is absolute trash. Heās a joke, he has zero emotional depth, heās thematically shallow, heās boring, heās embarrassingly out of characterā¦. Just, ugh.
9.) I hate Sylvie. Not just her relationship with Loki, I literally hate that her character even exists.
10.) Natasha deserved so much better than being reduced to a love interest in AoU. It wasnāt cute, it didnāt make sense at all, it wasnāt good for the story. She shouldnāt have had a romance subplot at all.
11.) I actually really liked Clint having a family and a farm. I think it really suited his character and added a little bit more depth to him.
12.) Team Tony made a couple mistakes in Civil War, but they were more or less in the right. And Team Cap was almost all the way in the wrong.
13.) Iron Man 2 wasnāt even that bad.
14.) Iron Man 3 is one of my favourite mcu films, everybody else simply lacks Taste.
15.) Sam deserves the shield way more than Steve, but Iām conflicted cause I donāt want him to be the symbol of pro-American propaganda :/.
16.) Bucky and Sarah are cute as hell together.
17.) Doctor Strange deserves way more credit and adoration, I mean mans puts up with some SHIT I tell you.
18.) Either Wanda is the most powerful sorcerer in the mcu and a total heartless piece of shit OR sheās a sympathetic victim possessed by the Darkhold to do awful things and isnāt really that powerful at all. You canāt have it both ways.
19.) Loki is ridiculously sympathetic and gets the shit end of the stick almost 100% of the time, but Iām pretty sure he agreed to work with Thanos of his own free will, before the sceptre had any influence on him. (Make no mistake, he was definitely mind controlled and tortured at some point afterwards, and that should be acknowledged, but likeā¦.. heās not ENTIRELY without blame here, letās be real. I think he got himself into a mess and then just couldnāt get out).
20.) Frigga is just as bad as Odin, letās not kid ourselves. I actually canāt stand her.
21.) Thor never actually changed his bigoted war-mongering superiority-based mindset. He just decided that he likes humans, so theyāre exempt from it.
22..) Harley Keener deserved to have just as big a role as Peter in Tonyās life.
23.) I donāt mind Vision, I think heās a pleasant character. But his relationship with Wanda is the most mind-numbingly boring shit Iāve ever seen my GOD.
24.) Bruce was one of my favourite characters, specifically for his calm confidence. That all went out the window in Ragnarok. Ruined his character too.
25.) Taneleer Ativan, En Dwi Gast, etc (Celestials) shouldāve been way more powerful than they were.
26.) Rocket is my favourite member of the Guardians. Peter Quill is boring and annoying and Gamora is more sympathetic but still not very interesting.
27.) There shouldāve been less action and more time for them to all live in the avengers compound together like 2012 fanfic 2.0. I like the scenes that are fairly calm where theyāre all interacting with each other as a group more than the fight scenes.
28.) LGBT representation in the mcu has been pathetic thus far, but I guess itās like that in everything so..
29.) Ultron was a superb villain but everyone seems to think heās mediocre. (Top 3 best mcu villains: 3-Ultron 2-Killmonger 1-Loki. Yes, Loki was a legit villain at one point, donāt @ me.)
30.) Itās the biggest crime in cinematic history that Loki never got to come full circle and fight side by side with the avengers. He literally didnāt even interact with them ever again after the invasion (except Bruce) and thatās just tragic. They were setting his storyline up for that! It was the perfect progression. But noooo.
