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hello! there are no known topless photos of gerard. there are two photos of some guy(s?) shirtless at the beach that people who like just got into the fandom will believe is gerard but they're not real

also i have to tell you that when i searched 'gerard way topless' to find those two photos, google images showed me something truly incredible which is hayley williams' accidental twitter nudes with gerard's face photoshopped over hers and franks face over her nipples.

theres also this incredible classic photoshop that people also believe is real

anyway the closest gerard ever really got to being topless is the 2010 dd era inside out riot squad shirt with with there was the occasional nip slip. as well as third nipple slipple. which we know is what it is because gerard went on twitter and told us he has a 'legit third' for the whole world and god to see.

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Weird asks

14) favorite non chocolate candy

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TMI Tuesday!

“Years ago, when I was still taking bodyguard jobs for noble houses, a would-be bride to one of the Lord’s ran away. Of course, the slimeball offered a lot of coin to not only find the woman but to also bring her back. I quit on the spot and never looked back. I already knew she ran off with a girl from the stables to the Dwarven kingdoms, but I’m sure he eventually figured it out.”