Bertris
who hogs the duvet: eris, despite being tiny compared to bertram.who texts/rings to check how their day is going: they both dowho’s the most creative when it comes to gifts: bertramwho gets up first in the morning: bertram, usually for workwho suggests new things in bed: eris. she has lots of kinks.who cries at movies: both of them. eris tends to get more emotional with romances, whereas bertram gets emotional over animalswho gives unprompted massages: eris whenever bertram is lying down after a a day of working. if he’s standing, she can’t reach his shoulders.who fusses over the other when they’re sick: eris, bertram tends to be calmer since he’s a healerwho gets jealous easiest: eriswho has the most embarrassing taste in music: bertram, with dancing skills to matchwho collects something unusual: I feel like Bertram wouldwho takes the longest to get ready: eris. all that hair man.who is the most tidy and organised: bertram, but only just. neither of them are particularly tidy or organised.who gets most excited about the holidays: bertramwho is the big spoon/little spoon: eris is almost always the little spoon, because of her size, and bertram is the big spoonwho gets most competitive when playing games and/or sports: eriswho starts the most arguments: eris, sometimes randomlywho suggests that they buy a pet: bertramwhat couple traditions they have: visiting the restaurant where they had their first date; having a bucket list of places to have sexwhat tv shows they watch together: medical shows. bertram likes to pick out everything that’s inaccurate what other couple they hang out with: dante/doris and andy/tedhow they spend time together as a couple: eris taking bertram on trips; bertram showing eris muggle things; sexwho made the first move: eris who brings flowers home: bertramwho is the best cook: neither of them. they go to dante’s place for dinner
