luca n alberto trying hard to prove to each other that they’re straight because they don’t want to lose their bond with each other
alberto: hey luca, i’ve got something to show u
luca: huh?
alberto: *opens the magazine he’s holding, a long page falls to the ground, that has a picture of an attractive female model on it*
luca: …uhh..umm…*tries not to avoid eye contact with the page*
alberto: well, isn’t it great? (lying)
luca: y-yeah…
alberto: *suddenly gets jealous of the model* so, what do you like abt it?
luca: wh-what? uhhh…*fearfully scans page* i..i guess…umm..
alberto: you like BOOBS???
luca: huh?!
alberto: TIDDIES??? i like tiddies (lies)
luca: y-you do? *is jealous of the model now* she is pretty…
alberto: yeah, isn’t she? (he thinks she isn’t and is mad that luca thinks she is)
luca: yeah… (is sad now because he thinks he’s not pretty enough for alberto :<)
later, in their separate rooms/houses…
luca: *stuffs chest with tissues while crying*
alberto: *puts on lipstick in rage then slams it on the floor* fuck it how do i be hot for luca
