DLH Cats: A Concept
So we all know how DLH is particularly bonded with the cats, so the cats follow us around, and weāre the only ones who can tell the difference between them.
Well, in order to be even more pretentious about it than we already are, we totally gave them all obnoxiously long medieval or mythology names
EXCEPT FOR ONE CAT, ~CLIO~
(which is technically both a medieval name and a name from Greek mythology)
Which allows for this interaction to take place:
a DUE kid, probably: Thereās know way you know all of the cats names, even we arenāt that good
DLH kid, insulted: Of course we do!!! ThatāsĀ Frethesuindis, and thatās Hruodpehrt and thatās Hegesistratos and thatāsĀ Vagdvaraestus and thatāsĀ Crispinianus and thatāsĀ Archestratidas and thatāsĀ Amalasuintha and thatāsĀ Cristemburga and thatāsĀ Cuphagoras and thatāsĀ Zephyrinus and thatāsĀ Murgindueta and thatāsĀ Ampinomene
DUE: Freth a swing us? Hruomus...ium??? Ok fine what about that one.
DLH: Oh thatās Clio
DUE: I..... what?
DDL kid in the corner who overheard the whole thing and gets it: *trying and failing to not laugh their ass off*

















