Driving mechanic!Ace home while he’s drunk is the worst.
Guy just starts diagnosing you car with random bullshit. With a a drunk GLAZE over his eyes he will tell you— stone cold serious by the way, “Your “upper-left-rotary-axle is misaligned. That's bad news.”
“Wait— shh. listen. Probably your crank tank acting up. You don’t hear that? I can hear it.”
“Hm. I can tell your baklava is about to go, you want me to take a look at that for ya?”










