#anonymous ask!

[A/N] aaaaaa hello anon! Thank you for requesting, I truly appreciate it 💙

I'd love to write about the war criminal

Also, so sorry for the wait!!

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# ‎Jax w/ a Chaotic!Reader

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(🎪🎉👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨💭) - amazing digital circus headcanons

(reader type) - gender neutral

(‼️warnings) - mentions of cartoon violence

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♨ for the record: Jax enables both you and himself

♨ he will ALWAYS encourage you to start chaos with him

♨ otherwise, you're quite sweet to everyone when you're not pulling pranks

♨ everyone in the circus loves you, they just REAAALLLYY hate your pranks and jokes

♨ jax is the only one not provoked by your pranks because they're never directed at him

♨ everything about him screams "charismatic asshole" and you fell in love with it

♨ Speaking of which, you two bonded over your love to be witty and the love to prank unsuspecting family members in your past lives

♨ usually, the trouble you get yourself into is never meant to be malicious

♨ keyword meant.

♨ you and jax, being the chaotic devil spawns of the group, have almost messed up a lot of adventures in the past

♨ your teamwork has also resulted in the deaths of many NPC's

♨ your favorite tricks to pull together are probably dropping things on people or shooting them

♨ if there is a significant lack of violence in an adventure (like Candy Carrier Chaos or Fast Food Masquerade), you will always be there to comfort Jax, who is visibly upset he didn't get to see anyone die that day

♨ if you're a particularly confident person, he'll nickname you "powerhouse". if you're a bit more timid, he'll call you "librarian"

♨ The circus has something equivalent to April Fool's Day every once in a while

♨ For the both of you, it's a field day. For everyone else, it is the end of the fucking world

♨ sometimes you guys go into each other's rooms and talk or cuddle

♨ you two are always seen by each other's side, too

♨ he has to admit that you're his better half

♨ all in all, you two are a lethal combo in the best way possible

Let’s be inappropriate…

Oh my, I can’t tell you that. It’s a secret no one can know but I’ll give you a hint cause I feel like being cheeky, I’ve been following them for a long time but I like their OC a lot in general but haven’t had the pleasure of interacting with. 💜

Anyway im bored and i really like Dexter (like a lot) so maybe some Dex x reader headcanons pretty please? :3c

[A/N] aaaaaa hello hello!! Thank you for requesting anon!

I'll be honest, I had to do a bit of research on dexter since I don't know him as well as other characters cough cough Kevin cough cough

Buuut i do promise I'll try my best!! Sorry if these aren't up to standard!!

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# Dexter Relationship Headcanons

(💀🎃💏💭) - spooky month headcanons

(reader type) - gender neutral

(‼️warnings) - mentions of dead animals

(summary) - headcanons about dexter dating the Reader.

♨ you two are cute little freaks

♨ just like the Radford headcanons, you met Dex while he was on the job

♨ the way he acted made you see him as interesting, so you indulged in him more

♨ he was so awkward when he realized you were flirting with him LMAO

♨ from then on you'd start calling him about unrelated things just so he'd come over. and then you start hanging out and becoming close, and whaddya know you guys start dating

♨ dexter is the type of person to say "this one's for you babe" when shooting a hoop and then miss it completely

♨ another BOYFAILURE!!!

♨ dex is probably neurotic and is often rude to people he doesn't like

♨ But for you? Dude he is HEAD over HEELS he is all OVER you

♨ if you have pets or particularly like animals, dexter will spare them just for your sake and kill when you're not around

♨ unless he's deprived of murdering something, he's quite the happy fella

♨ pun unintended

♨ he loves cuddling. reminds him of the hugs his mom used to give him when it got cold out

♨ he also just loves physical affection from those he loves so please do kiss and hug him regularly

♨ i hope you like listening, because dexter would love to ramble about his day and whatnot (though that obviously doesn't mean he won't let you get a word in)

❝ ... So then I got to her house, and it turns out she meant to call a plumber and not an exterminator! Ha! Can you believe that? ❞

♨ does small things for you, like doing the dishes or taking in groceries

♨ stay-at-home dates >>>>>

♨ if someone's bothering you or making you unhappy, trust and believe they will be dealt with in a timely manner

♨ dexter strikes me as a kinda clumsy person. like he's tripped while standing still at least once before

♨ no matter your shape or size, dexter will love you all the same <33

Aaaa hello hello! It's absolutely alright to request that! I've honestly needed to write about Big Man since he's such a sweetie ✨️

Thank you for requesting anon! And it's completely okay about being nervous or flustered! Your request was perfectly clear and a great one at that!

Speaking of splatoon, I hope everyone had fun with the splatfest! Good job Team Ninja lol

I also wanna apologize if this isn't up to standard or exactly what you wanted ^^

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‎‧₊˚✧[ Big Heart ]✧˚₊‧

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(🎨🔫💏☁️) - splatoon fluff

(reader type) - androgynous / gender neutral

(‼️warnings) - none

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✦ — About a month ago

When you and Big Man started dating, every "Ay" that came out of his mouth would make you as red as his ink color. Everything he gave to you and said it reminded him of you would send you into overload. You just couldn't handle it; he was so unintentionally charming!

However, at the time, this was much to Big Man's dismay. He thought he was upsetting you with what he said. Even simple compliments about your outfit being cute or how nice your tentacles looked that day could send you into a huge spiral. At the time, he thought that was just genuine discomfort. So he attempted to stop.

He would stop and hesitate every time he wanted to do something nice in fear that you just.. didn't like it. You eventually came to notice your lack of flusteredness one morning.

And then you two had a talk.

You explained to him, on one faithful night of cuddling in bed, that you handled love differently. Gestures of affection, whether extravagant or simple, were always so much to you. Hell, you were fighting the urge to start absolutely cheesing as you were cuddling right now! But he seemed to understand.

And understand he did.

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✦ — Present Day

You sat down on the bench outside the park gates and glanced at the time on your phone. 1:12 P.M.

You were early to your date with Big Man as you didn't want to be late; it was just a simple park date, nothing too over-the-top. You hoped everything would go as you planned it.

After about three, maybe four minutes, Big Man showed up. Seems like he didn't want to be late, too. He was wearing square-frame glasses and a red tie. You smiled at his rather formal appearance.

Big Man made his way toward you and greeted you. Before you could greet him back, he handed you a bouquet of flowers.

"Ay, ay. (These,)" he was making sure the flowers looked okay, "(are for you.)" You felt your cheeks get hot as your gazed averted to the flowers and back to him. You felt a smile build on your face as you gave him a large hug. You proceeded to whisper-shout absolute gibberish on his shoulder. (Did he even have shoulders?)

He wrapped his "arms" around you and grinned. "Ay! (Aha! I'm glad you like them!) You pulled away from the hug and giggled a bit, trying to calm down (but failing). Big Man laughed a little too, but then he stopped. He looked like he was pondering something, but he was still smirking.

You tilted your head and returned his quizzical look. "Is.. is there something wrong?" You asked, leaning in just a bit. "Do I have something on my face?"

And then the trap sprung.

He smiled wider before abruptly leaning forward and kissing you on the mouth. You backed up a bit and softly brought a hand to your lips. You were wide-eyed, understandably so.

"Ay ay. (It was what wasn't on your face.)" He gestured to himself. "Ay.. ay ay. (A kiss.. from yours truly.) You covered your face with your hands, blushed wildly, and spun away from him for a moment. You couldn't even form proper words, just silly giggles.

After taking a moment to collect yourself, you spun around in a burst of energy and took his "hand", tugging him toward the entrance. "A-ay?! W-what are you doing?!)"

You laughed out loud but didn't answer his question. You didn't even know where you were going yourself. I mean, how could you? You were still absolutely dying from those flowers he gifted you. Your brain was practically fried. And that kiss?! You definitely need an ambulance. You were lovesick, and he was your only cure.

[A/N] OF COURSE I CAN✨️

thank you for requesting ^^

this one is probably gonna be short (like the last one) but I'll put as much love into it as possible ✨️

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‎‧₊˚✧[ Ride of

Your Life ]✧˚₊‧

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(🎤🎶💏☁️) - friday night funkin' fluff

(reader type) - Male / AMAB

(‼️warnings) - none ✨️

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"Are you sure this is gonna work?"

"Positive!"

For a quick rundown: you and Girlfriend were on a mini date at the park, doing nothing but fucking around. Girlfriend suddenly had the idea to run around and give you a piggyback ride. However, you were pretty skeptical of that since you thought you were heavier.

... Even if she was taller.

You sighed and looked at her, still incredibly hesitant. She looked very happy, most likely anticipating the moment you said 'yes' to the piggyback ride. You chuckled and gave in, holding up your hands to admit it. "Alright, alright, just don't drop me."

Girlfriend squealed with excitement and quickly ran to a spot in the grass she thought was good enough. You followed close behind and delicately held your hands on her shoulders. "Please don't break your back doing this." You pleaded.

"Oh, shut up! I've done this a gazillion times with my brother; we'll be fine!" She reassured you, smiling. You took a second before hoisting yourself up on her back. She caught you and immediately began to run around, spinning and swaying and all. Suddenly, she changed into her demon form and spread out her wings. She rose into the air just enough to get her feet off the ground.

Though she said she had experience doing this, you were still pretty on edge. You clung on for dear life, something that she took notice of a full 6 spins-in-the-air later. "You alright back there?" She teased, purposefully yet gently swinging you back and forth. "Yeah, yeah, I-I'll be fine!" You squeaked.

It went on like that for another 10 minutes before she finally let you down. You sighed of relief, finally appreciating gravity and its properties. You bent over and set your hands on your knees. Looking over, you saw Girlfriend staring at you mischievously. "... What are you planni—"

"My turn!!" She hollered, attempting to jump onto your back, which caused you to collapse on the grass.

Your back was... not alright after that day.

i was just wondering, can i print them for personal use?

ahhh thank you so much anon!!! yes, as these zines are freely available, you may print them for personal use! however, just to recap- personal use includes the following only:

to bind and keep like a magazine for yourself

to read offline, like on the train or in bed

to annotate/highlight/froth over your favorite parts

to display on your shelf for personal inspo

to show a friend in person (like a book you'd lend)

personal use does not include:

uploading the file or scanned pages online

sharing printed copies as gift/otherwise (paid or for free)

selling prints or including pages in other zines/projects (i've seen a niche interest in fan scrapbooking so)

Who needs a strap on when you have a tail?