#anontrolls

Hi Bel ouo

“I guess someone’s forgotten the first fucking rule of this game which is don’t send me Kit because it makes it boring. Obviously I’m never going to cull him OR pail him, because fucking ew to both. So it’d have to be pale, even though I way prefer him ashen.

Okay, as much as I hate to say it, I’d pail Lee - because at least I’m pretty sure he hasn’t got anything weird going on down there, and I don’t know what’s up with Hope in that department. I’d be scared to find out. 

@anontrolls‘ Kit and Pheres, as a meme knock-off.

The WHEEL OF FORTUNE, starring Fishbait, @anontrolls, who also happens to have a lovely birthday today <3 <3 and a graduation yesterday!

So, the card is essentially a luck card- good luck, bad luck, karmic destinies, etc etc etc. and Fishbait’s whole existence basically turns on luck- they’re a drifter, making their way through the world through scams and gambling- and their current situation is through a combination of bad luck/good luck draws!

They were lucky enough to be born royalty but unlucky enough to be picked up by a lusus who crippled them, made them cullbait, and forced them into the life of a drifter. 

They sit on the golden wheel of fate, grinning at a handful of dice they’re playing with to represent how they ride the waves of luck and their confidence in manipulating them. Their cane serves as the spokes of the wheel as a reminder of what made them so reliant on that luck in the first place. 

I stg if Malkul takes Laledy back to base, Orwurm is going to be completely exasperated. Acceptant, but exasperated nonetheless- she really doesn’t support his weird mercy missions, but as long as they’re above-board she really can’t do anything about it. Also she can’t really kill Laledy over the eye thing without drawing attention to herself.

MOST EXCELLENT.

💎 @anontrolls is still one of my most favorite partners in the world. Their worldbuilding and dynamic characters (even the NPCs) mean that things are always fresh and exciting in rps, and I never know what exactly will happen next. 

My favorite troll of theirs is probably Kit, because I’m predictable, but while I love her for her depth, kindness, and the way her powers are handled, I’m also very fond of Lee and Hope. The former because his terrible coping mechanisms combined with his wacky adventures and bleak upbringing make for rp that simultaneously makes me laugh and fret, and the latter because her anger that could fuel a thousand suns is Relatable.

I also love their NPCs, like Proper, whose backstory and design are great, and Tink, who is Worst Zombie but also Best Horrible Joot Wearing Radio Host.

💎 @activatingaggro is ALSO one of my favorite partners in the world even if they are a Big Fucking Dork. Before I started rping with mar, I thought characters had to be “likable” and have more good traits than flaws to be fun and make sure anyone would want to rp with them. Rping with mar cured me of that and made me realize I could diversify my characters so much more and still have them be playable and interactable.

My favorite character of theirs ever is Riccin, because I find them personally relatable (not as a fucking murderclown, obvs, but with some of their anxieties and issues) and hilarious. However, I also love Sipara for being ostensibly on the side of good but ruthless as hell, and to my surprise I even wound up liking ID despite him being a character type I usually hate. 

I also like Pheres, but anyone who’s followed me any length of time knows I Love Pheres. 

💎 @kidskylark a.k.a YOU. I like YOU. Which is really funny because at first I thought “oh no, I’m too rough for them, we should stay separate” but I was a fool! You are resilient and sensible and fun, and we share interests outside fantrolls too that make you great to talk to.

Again: I didn’t expect to like Aleida, but now I love Aleida? A lot? They’re a beautifully done colorblind character, possibly the best I’ve seen in fantrolls, and now that I know their backstory I feel for them and I cannot wait to see more of their political career.

This isn’t your usual kind of place at all, from the trying-too-hard plush rugs (probably have to rigorously cleaned by drones every day after all the idiots who vomit expensive wine on them) to the fucking chandeliers overhead cycling through rave colors.

It’s tacky as fuck, but at least here there aren’t a million suspicious warm gazes on you, waiting for you to try to arrest them or some shit. It’s one thing you definitely don’t miss about Mina.

Here you’re thoroughly normal, which is jarring in how wrong it feels. 

Nobody gives a cobalt - fine, cuspy cerulean - a second look, even one with eyes like yours. You’re not the only one with psi eyes, even if it isn’t common; there’s one or two other ceruleans with them, and you saw an indigo whose oculars flashed green and purple.

There’s even a few seadwellers, and from your seat at the bar you see one with hair that looks it’s on the run from the fashion policeradicators trying to flirt with a bored-looking cobalt who has a head on him.

Weird. Usually fish don’t run as short as you. 

He smiles, and gestures, clearly trying to lead the cobalt back to the bar to buy them a drink, but by the time the pair of them are within a few feet of you, she stops rigid.

“Hey.” She says, ears pricking up as she tosses her horns, and then pokes him the chest. “You’re that Prince shitbag! You think you can get me into bed? What, going to try to pap me while we fuck? I don’t think so!”

She’s so fucking loud, and it’s going right down into your soundsponges, sharp enough to make you grind your fangs.

So you get off your seat, get behind her, and hit her very precisely in the head with your palm so that her thinkpan slams against her brain and she goes down like a sack of bricks. Some trolls mutter with annoyance and draw back, but hey, security can bite you: it’s not like you were making as much of a scene as she did.

You spare a baleful look for the fin-face.