#anonbae

Baeee, like, omigosh, you have nooo idea how much thefloodgates of the past just like, opened just now….

I can’t like, explain how pale’s like without telling youlike, everything about him, because like, you can’t like take one aspect of himand think like what, you know everything about him. You like, can’t, becausewhen you think you know all about him, you like, realize that you like, don’t.he has like sooo many layers to himself and you gotta like….take the time toknow him.

Like bae, everyone in welvya knows him. Every seedy personlike, frequents welvya like flies to honey. There’s us, the gals, and there’sthe booze and like, the other gals from other brothels and their madams and allthat. He’s like, the leader of apocalypse, after all, so like….the whole oflevianta knew him. His face was in the papers and like, they mistook him forseth twiright all the time, and we gals in welvya were like omigosh, they looksooo alike, there’s gotta be like some huuuuge conspiracy migoshhh…..

And then he showed up in welvya, and I was like, sooooconfused because like, I expected him to be like, burly and strong and allthat, but like, he didn’t look like a leader of a terrorist group. He like,went to our brothel, drank and ate like real quietly, spoke to the gals….

….and then we met.

Migosh, he was so awkward and i like, soooo didn’t expectthat. Like, his crimes were so calculated and like, he can think ten stepsahead of the police or something, but when around me, it was like, sooooo cutebecause he wasn’t just like, cute…..he was like, sooooo smart! Like, he’s awalking documentary channel bae. Geology or astronomy or divination or anythingthat you like, he like, knows everyyyything. And like, he can like, pass off asa scientist or something, or like a librarian, or like, a school professor orsomething like that, and then when he talks too much he just has the cuuutestblush on his face and he just like, stops talking because I think he’s like,embarrassed…..

But bae, you can’t like, fawn over that, because like, there’ssoooo much blood on his hands. Like, wayyy too many people got killed. I like…..youknow me bae, my memories are like an open book, but like….you can’t just like,say that he didn’t kill. You can’t say that like, he wasn’t terrorizing peopleand razing towns and all that bae.

To love him is like loving hades. You gotta like, accepteverything about him and love him.

Baee…..i worked in a profession where I like, love everyone,but this man like, swooped into my life and just like, shared so much with me. Hewasn’t good with love, he kept saying that bae, but he does his best and helike tries sooooo hard. He tries and tries and like, he controls his temperaround me and like, respects my space and like…..

…..i sooo want to find him again.

I like, don’t know much about kiril bae, like, he was elluka’sfiancé as far as I know and like, I just rooted her on for like, gettinghitched asap. Like, get married already bae! I sooo even imagined the baby showerand like being elluka’s bridesmaid and all that baeee, I even discussed with lyand all that, and when I realized he looked like pale I was like

Bae

Omigosh bae

Uh??? Yes??? of course anon??? Anything for you??? Where do I even begin with these lovable, but troublesome boys????

I haven’t looked into names so I’m just gonna pick some at random from Google and they may change later

So like first off there’s Thomas and he’s like. Basically the snitch. He’s the one who has mom Otabek on speed dial and immediately caves when something goes wrong. He’s calm tempered like Otabek but is generally the loudest (like mostly volume wise) and NOT afraid to fuck shit up when the situation calls for it. He tries to be the voice of reason while mom is off skating but generally everybody else is like “nah man it’s fine” Super smart boy, but man is he a push over when it comes to the squad. (A loud whiney smart push over)

So next is Roman(twins with Daniyal maybe?) and he’s like Bad Idea ™ central part one. He’s where the ideas first come from. He’s the sweetest boy of the group. Like saves kittens from tree Sweet but he just has like a weird curiosity like “dude how high do you think this firework will go if I shoot it off my roof???” (Spoiler alert they ended up burning down someone’s shed and it took Otabek WEEKS to smooth things over.)

Now of course there’s also Daniyal (Daniel but an alternate spelling) (twins with Roman maybe) and he’s Bad Idea ™ central part two. He’s the reason shit goes down. So like roman will come up with something and daniyal will be like “wE SHOULD FIND OUT” he’s batshit crazy and no one NO ONE but Otabek can control him. And even then he barely listens to Otabek. Daniyal is also the friend that likes to start wrestle mania amongst the group. He thinks there’s nothing more fun than putting your friend in a headlock (Otabek 100% disagrees but somehow still gets dragged into it every time)

So the last like main friend is Aybek and he’s super quiet. He’s doesn’t have much to say and usually only inputs when directly asked. It almost confuses people why he hangs out with them all so much since everything excluding Otabek is pretty loud and rowdy most of the time but he honestly has just as much fun as everyone else and cares deeply for his friends. He just doesn’t really have a lot to say. He’s a more action speaks louder than words kind of guy. He’s loved to get down and dirty and cause trouble and goes along with everything almost too easily. He also loves kids and can be frequently found entertaining the kids at the park and has tons of babysitting gigs.

There’s probably a few other guys that occasionally join the group here and there (including a large number showing up for every livestream ever no matter the time or day) but these are like the main guys who are there for everything and who Otabek is closest with.

(1) It was so satisfying to see ayaka take Ls lmao #DESERVED. She is SO OVER AND CANCELLEDT

(2) Omg not the agreement both gojo and geto are stupid whores i dont want my sweet girls around them ugh im gripping the edge of my fluffy couch sjhshs what will happen also gojo is actually smart i underestimated him he is tethering himself to her through whatever this deal is, it may look like he's taking an L but he's actually playing the long game he just wants her in his life in any way this simp omg y/n sis run from that blue eyed white haired LEECH 😭

(3) She hiding this from nanami is making me feel uncomfortable. Like shes not obliged to tell them everything but her teammates do trust on her she shouldn't hide such a huge thing ughhh i feel conflicted

(4) Richard is a whore but whatre we expecting from european men (am i still angry at my friend's french ex with long hair who played her and then we found out he got a whole FIANCÉ? ahem)

(5) Omg you were NOT lying when u posted that twt god started drafting a new level of sin from this line alone.

He took your strap between his teeth and gently moved it to the curve of your shoulder. 

THIS WHORE BEHAVIOR FROM GOJO OMG THAT WAS SO HOT OMG IDK WHAT'LL HAPPEN IF THEY ACTUALLY DO THE DEED LIKE THE EARTH WILL PROBABLY SHATTER

(6) Can I just say what an amazing writer you are every single chapter is just whiplash after whiplash like i dont even know what is going to happen at this point everything is so unpredictable and this is making the anticipation even more intense 😭 Also like every update literally leaves me feeling disoriented it's so good and PACKED WITH DRAMA it took me 2 hrs to read and absorb chapter 6 and it still hasn't registered in my mind fully like hoooo my head is SPINNING.

(7) can we talk abt the word count you are literally spoiling us so bad like how am i gonna go back to 1k/2k word count updates from THIS? this is a reader's dream come true frfr

Also im giggling at you updating during ur vacation because when the creative juices flow nothing can stop that hahah i get you! I paint and be it exams or holidays or vacations, im always sneaking off to my canvas cz painting IS how i relax!

Have lots of fun in ur vacay, babygirl!

oooooh, this is like, sooooo a tough question…..

migosh bae, i’d LOVE to say that i’m the most popular gal in like, welvya because like, who doesn’t want to be the  most popular gal in welvya? you get like sooooo many freebies and like all that, but i think like, my popularity escalated like reaaaal slow.

omigosh, let me tell you like, all about it bae!

so like, the magic kingdom is like, what it is. magic and tech. like, you can use magic on tech, or tech with magic or like, anything you like set your mind to, but like, there are also geniuses like elluka’s bae kiril and all that. so like, science was like, all the rage because like, if we didn’t have science, i sooooo won’t be able to like, call the pizza guy at like 2 in the morning bae.

and there are like, social sectors and places to go to and all that like, i stayed in welvya all my life, and to go to the institute was like, going to hollywood bae. it was like, a gal like me going to a huge place like that. so like, to be honest bae…..i never really went anywhere because i like, worked. in bed all day, in the brothel all day, stuff like that bae.

baeeee like, i really don’t like, mind sharing that but like, i’m gonna keep it sfw on this blog here bae! im me for details and like, i might just tell!

instead bae, i hope you like, don’t mind this incredibly amazing, spy-ish memory of like, my first time with him!

so like, it was my first night sleeping with him and like, he was smoking near the bed and like, he told me some really important information. like, reaaaally important. like, you know, in welvya, if people say stuff to the gals, they can like, become information relays and that’s how like, information gets leaked. so like, pale told me this really important piece of information and i like, listened and like, remembered.

now bae, don’t see us welvya gals as just like, pretty faces. we soooo are not who we seem. we like, speak many languages because there are soooo many customers paying money. we like, know how to gamble. we like, know how to sing and dance and we know like a loooot of secret codes and our memory?

our memory is perfect, so bae, we’re the real deal.

so like, i didn’t know it was a test because like, i never planned to say a peep about like, the information, and like, the next week, pale like, didn’t show up. he like, didn’t show up at all and only came the second week and we slept together again and like

he held me in his arms and was like, thanking me for not saying anything.

baeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, you like, unleashed my inner hair goddess.

okay so like, when i was in levianta, i like, made everything natural. nooo, this doesn’t mean that like, i wash my hair every day. that is like, no, because you need to like, at least give it 3 days to like, not wash. so i just like, let my hair get natural with conditioner and shampoo and like, the best towel dry. blowdrying is like, gonna kill.

but like now, because my hair’s like, not straight, i straighten and straighten so like, there’s sooooooo many products and sooo many routines and like, i don’t want to say all my routines because like, i’d soooo bore you bae.

so like my products are:

keratin earth hair straightening and smoothing system (like, the whooole package bae)

living proof straight spray (top fave!)

percy and reed splendidly silky

mise en scene perfect serum