#anjournal

I needed glass.

So I sailed… past the seven oceans… to reach the river right behind where I live.

Found a really tall mountain with holes in its side. Definitely not a Chekhov’s gun that I’ll venture into someday.

Collected some sand and, on the way back, stumbled upon a massive pumpkin patch. Took what I could and headed home.

Smelted the sand into glass. Thanks to that, my house is close to completion now.

I still live in the caves, though, so it’s always a hassle every morning, driving out the creepers that spawn inside my house. Buggers.

They explode 50% of the time, all the time.

But my hatred isn’t for them. It’s for the skeletons.

Bane of my existence, those scrawny fucks.

Do they use sniper scopes? Stormtroopers got nothing on them.

Anyway...

I made a copper golem. His name is Co’poral Coppy Coppa. He’s a copper who arrests robbers, retired, took a bullet to the knee (do they even have knees?), and now works at my logistics facility, aka the storage room.

He’s a bit of a dumbass, but I love him. If you hate him, I don’t know what I’ll do, but it’s not gonna be pretty.

I’m home now and suuuper sad omf

Today was the rave right it’s why I’m back at fucking 1am

nd like after a while of wearing this 5lb head and trying to dance my best, we got tired and sat outside of the rave section cuz it’s outside aight

And then this dude comes UP TO ME and is like, Idk what your head is but it’s cool and I’m like, āā thank you it’s Carnivine a Pokemon

He said he loves Pokemon but only the first 151 and Scyther/Scizor is his fav, but he had no idea Scizor had a mega lmfao

BUT LIKE HE’ WAS DRUNK AND WAS LIKE INCHES FROM ME AND I’M LIKE super bad about being close/touching me and like IT WAS FREAKING ME OUT

He kept.. touching my shoulder.. telling me to watch ONE PIECE LMFAOOOO

Also I went to the games place thing and I kept seeing people on ORAs/Xy and I wanted to battle so bad this one dude challenged me over passerby BUT IT DISCONNECTED AND THEN MY 3DS DIED I’M SO SAD, I HOPE TO GET A BATTLE TOMORROW SOB