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it's actually so sick that Tobias can morph other birds mid-air. like. how come that hasn't happened before now? like im sure he doesnt enjoy being other birds (his bird racism lol) but...still really cool.
this was so sad i had to draw it. she didn't even have the chance to eat more than 2 bites of her dinner before the news story half-choked her and half her friends almost died today and her cousin is being an asshole to her and she's exhausted with saltwater in her eyes (remember when these kids could only morph like once or twice a day??) and now she's in the horrifying depths of the ocean with the boyfriend who refuses to be human long enough to makeout with her every now and then who she also feels guilty for cajoling into be whales with her. and they havent even done the hard part yet!! MY BABYY ToT why does no one ever see that she's fucking terrified!!!! :c
i love this thousand-year kindhip thing with the whale morphin as much as the next animorphs reader, but like her arms shouldve turned into flippers. not just been absorbed and regrown. the point wouldve been driven home just a little better if her fingers morphed to flippers. exhibit A:
also, when did Tobias get to read about whales and squid? did he stop by the library? borrow Ax's atlas or something?? i was under the impression that there wasn't that much time between when the group gave up on this mission and the news story about the whale. just odd i guess idk. had to throw in the animal trivia somewhere that bad?
wow such effective writing. really reminds me of when i was a kid racing down a dark hallway if i got suddenly spooked at night. except this includes the panic of a lack of oxygen. i half expected her to be dragged down to the depths by a tentacle as she was racing back to the surface tbh. loooottta callbacks to book 17
"...torpedoes across dead desert wastes, our jets kicking up clouds of sand and tiny rocks and the decayed remains of everything that had ever died in the three miles of water above us"
is so sick wow. im still shocked every now and then at the awesome lines in these books, seriously.
cant say the pemalites make much sense, but i do love their whimsy. incredibly intelligent, lonely, and silly enough to make a submarine look like snoopy. sure. why not. i love it here
ax, dude, chill.. so much andalite pride for such a small body. this is book 27, youve learned so many times the way andalites are flawed ok? cool it about the extinct species my guy
well i do hate this guy but i didnt mind the jake insults in this book. is this the gimmick now? keep introducing new creatures Crayak sends over and over to stack the odds in his favor and not the animorphs? alien of the week style? I really never wanna see the drode again :/
Glad cassie figured the way out immediately. there was no tension between the threat and its solution lol
how many times will he *almost* remove his eyes? i feel like he should be at least a little dismembered by now.
this battle is so good, but i'm picturing it taking place in the first room of charlie's chocolate factory. and they don't update us on tobias after rachel charges in for him! with everyone fighting, surely the hork bajir has killed him already right? for V3 points??
well shit. that's never happened before. (and it happens in a rachel book, not a cassie book! take that, Jake, u asshole)
That's what im fucking talking about Erek! you just saved a life without being violent! now do it again :p
see i totally thought earlier that the battle wouldn't even have started because there would be some magic tech non-violent chee mcguffin but then i dismissed it because i thought the pemalites never engaged in violence because they never really conceived of it. not in a naive way like the hork bajir but in a sort of trusting way like 'why would anyone ever do that? there'd be no good enough reason' sort of thing. but here we are.
so that's fucked up. and it feels silly that tobias wasn't killed in all that. he was kinda helpless tbh. is this why they made jake so unlikeable in this book? so Rachel could be 'tempted to the dark side'? that's so silly and heavy handed. its book 27 and every reader knows by now that rachel would never do that, even if rachel doubts herself. ugh. guess we had to introduce the drode dramatically tho. blegh.
wow okay i can see why rachel breaks boy fingers every now and then fuck. being the target of a 'nice guy' and a young pretty girl in middle school in the 90s on *top* of being an animorph [i dont think tobias should have even jokingly agreed with TT hmph] and constantly doubting her own humanity in the first place? that is way way way too much it feels like cassie and rachel constantly war for my favorite animorph im forever such a huge fan both of them and their internal conflicts.
This is a really lovely character piece for Rachel. It kind of has to be, because in the end the Drode is practically a footnote. Why was everything weirdly going their way? Crayak is messing with them and is contractually obliged to leave them loopholes. Bet Toomin is so proud of these kids who play the game better than he ever has cos the only situation they know how to be in is a desperate one these days. You suck Toomin.
I'm getting nervous as the series progresses for reaching the moment at which Rachel isn't just defined by her ability to do violence but consumed by it. So having the gymnastics, shopping, and pretty, popular girl with a real social life was nice to see. And the gymnastics and shopping moments were really good, too.
With gymnastics, she's single minded β she mentions that it's a survival skill in this situation, but it's always interesting to see because the Rachel I love in these books is an intelligent, fairly sensible girl who doesn't like distractions and complications when she's focusing on something. She's also angry and protective and capable of acting on that. So she begins the books focused on a physical feat that's kind of impractical and dangerous β very Rachel β and then someone distracts her, she fumbles and falls, and her immediate response is to be mad at the guy who distracted her, which is, all in all, fairly valid.
Then T.T. (why?) distracts her even further by shamelessly asking her on a date. And she's thrown because the rest of the world doesn't know about the insane Romeo and Juliet situation she's in. And she's 14. And this guy's actually pretty cute, which probably isn't really a thing she's used to noticing about people after a year of fighting a war. (For sure he knows he's cute and also must be so talk for a young teenager.) I gotta say, even as a firm Rachel/Tobias shipper from my very first animorphs book, I never hated T.T. It always seemed pretty rational that Rachel would be a little conflicted over a cute, normal guy asking her out. Seriously, girl, it's not like you said yes (that said, Tobias can demorph and remorph on a date. Sure it's mildly inconvenient but it's not like you're seeing a movie in a tux). T.T. also gives Rachel and opportunity to explicitly state to the reader that she's very loyal, and, even though he gives her some pause, she turns him down on instinct both times.
Loyalty is the main element of who Rachel is. She's not going to do something with someone else because Tobias can't. Throughout the book she very emphatically has Tobias and Cassie's backs, and checks in on Jake and Marco as well. Wow, Rachel and Ax really don't have a relationship the way everyone else in the team does.
(it's really funny that Rachel gets annoyed when Tobias shows the same reckless loyalty as her. Like yeah, the two most claustrophobic people are going to be the ones diving for squid. This happened because Rachel has a compulsive need to volunteer and Tobias would die for Rachel (and Ax) and doesn't care what the others think of that)
Rachel also possesses shopping superpowers previously unknown to mankind and an ability to bluff and act her way out of a situation that Cassie does not have at all. Cassie points out Erek is malfunctioning and while they're arguing with him about his sarcasm still working when the rest of him shuts down she decides exactly where the nearest practical place to camouflage him is and gets them there while tossing out the quip about majoring in mall knowledge at college. When Tom picks up instead of Jake, she manages to not sound too panicked and give the boys a cover story that's entirely believable and communicates that a gorilla would be a handy thing to have right now. Then just goes "finally, my moment has come" and dresses Erek in clothes that both fit him and would presumably belong on a magazine cover. What an absolute queen. No one is doing it like her. The way Cassie describes her as hunting in MM4? That is for sure how Rachel shops, just pure killer instinct.
Also, seriously, for how much weight the introduction of the Drode has, this is an unreasonably funny book. Rachel shopping her way out of disaster while Cassie has to lie in front of a crowd. Ax solving a life or death situation with a skunk morph. <Cassie, your mommy is shooting at us!> Escargot, Calamari, Voyage To The Bottom of the Sea (presumably partially due to Journey to the Centre of the Earth, that's actually a kind of valid mistake). Tobias vs Cetaceans 2: Electric Boogaloo. 6. Rachel's little sisters behaving like siblings. Tobias watching Rachel turn down a guy and saying you know what, he was cute. Oh and Rachel's whale morph with "an acre of hair" is my favourite weird morph moment.
All in all, great book. It's 1 am and I'm out of coherent thoughts.
It's a bit of a bold call for Jake to think Rachel and Tobias cheated for the sperm whale morph when Cassie and Marco had already drawn. There were three straws left, Jake. Cut them some slack.
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I had to read this part a second time because i couldve sworn it said 'my cassie' and i was gonna go insane. like i know jake is very protective of her and im still not over the fact that theyve kissed, but like. when he's in battle leader mode, Rachel is always the first to defend/save her. their relationship means everything to me. How does Jake look at this protective/defensive/shield of a strong willed girl and see a war-loving killer? is he jealousss? it seriously fucks with me that rachel believes him tooo!! like. im never gonna get over this and Rachel can do no wrong in my book tbh
lmao i was thinking the same thing 2 lines ago. I laughed at my computer reading this and said "GET HIS ASS"
and i stand by that
good god this is so bonkers cuckoo bananas. absolutely unhinged.
Tobias: birding it up with a gun
Ax: skunk
Marco: bleeding from his neck as a gorilla clinging to Rachel and making circus jokes
Rachel: Inexplicably running *Toward* the cops instead of the isolated train tracks, complaining to cassie--who is shot, paralyzed and DYING--about being shot at with tranqs, and holding Ax-skunk out like a blast weapon.
This wouldve made for such a fever dream animated tv show and i wouldve LOVED it. And this is a deep sea book so i know it's going to get even more insane and horrifying but wow!! This weird shootout with a bunch of humans and controllers is what almost kills cassie and marco out of nowhere?! that was such a close call for this kind of battle and we're not even halfway through the book!!
oh girl we know. girl we know. you didnt need to say it like that. ough this feels like a repeat of the oatmeal book and all the digging they had to do. did that message really need reinforcing? what will this book really accomplish that that book didnt?
this convo about journey/voyage to the bottom of the sea at the top of ch 13 is really cute i love when the kids get to have fun conversations like this.......every single book has such tonal/emotional whiplash going on all the time lmao
i love when we get to hear about Rachel's sisters. "youre ugly when you do that" had me giggling at the accuracy
convenient camera malfunctions and beached whale to the rescue....Ellimist/author is that you? Or maybe Chee machinations somehow?
SIX? i gotta hand it to Rachel here. SIX? thats so goofy lol
UM WHAT THE FUCK? excuse me???? Jake what the fuc,kk
My jaw is on the floor im so pissed. It's fine that she wants to volunteer for this!! it's a little bit messed up for her to get tobias to help her with that but He CHOSE to do that and to go back her up.! She has enough guilt for everything all the time do not add to that wtf!!!? This is on Tobias way more than Rachel anyway, dude BAck Way the Fuck UP! this isn't even the crazy part of the mission either it's just to acquire the whales!!! chill OUT ohhhhmg. "make fools out of the rest of us" jfc somebody get this kid off his high horse istg he only does this to rachel. If you were gonna send cassie anyway, then why tf draw straws? shouldve just sent cassie and rachel to acquire and have tobias keep watch. fool. ugh. he's at the bottom of my faves list now idc
also also!! so super dumb of him to go playing in the waves without a swimsuit to keep up appearances for people when Tom is right there! like you dont think your brother might spot you 'playing' near a beached whale and wonder if mom drove you here or something?? freak behavior.
but at least marco got to poop on chapman. at least there's that.
