#anime---world

well, i've seen better days ~ 

Requested by anime---world

You know, you're not supposed to be dead.

You're supposed to be alive. Forever. You're supposed to keep preaching about Jashin and murder, you're supposed to continue to wake me up in the middle of the night with your evil cackling.

You weren't supposed to die. Not so soon after danna left. First him, then you; is everyone that I befriend and care about in the Akatsuki going to drop dead?

You were both supposed to be alive forever. So it looks like danna's art is a joke and your sainthood isn't so saintly.

You're not supposed to be dead.

How am I supposed to deal with Tobi now? You used to help me with him, help me lock him up or throw him out. He used to be the reminder of danna that I hated and you helped me get rid of him so I could get used to the idea of danna being gone.

But now you're gone too and now what am I supposed to do?

You're not supposed to be dead.

So why aren't you here with me anymore? 

Requested by anime---world

"THE SHOWER IS FUCKING SEE THROUGH."

"I won't look."

"Liar! You'd kill to look at a sex god like me!"

"Want me to explode all your belongings so it'll create enough dust to completely obscure my vision for the half hour it takes for you to shower?"

"Hey that sounds like a--NO, DAMNIT, YOU SLY WEASEL."

"Oi!" Deidara turned around, glaring at Hidan, "Don't call me a weasel, yeah? That's the Uchiha's nickname! ...Christ--"

"Jashin."

"--put some pants on!"

Hidan blinked, putting his hands on his hips and smirking cockily. "I'm about to shower. You want to watch?"

"Hell no, yeah!"

"Oh yeah, there's only one bed," Hidan added before he walked into the shower and Deidara instantly turned around when he heard the water turn on. He groaned and banged his head on the table.

"I can't wait to go home..."