#animallock

Leopard seals? You mean those murderous predators that hunt, kill and eat everything including penglins and even other seals?

That's me? A cannibalistic murder seal? Well maybe- look at its eyes it has murder on the mind it probably ate the photographer

And meanwhile John is a grey seal, looks round and cuddly and just eats fish and other smaller things unlike that cannibalistic murder thing above, looking like this...

Wowie… I’ve never had a better idea in my life.

Or what's the name of the big grey animal with a long nose?

I take it you are referring to Elephantidae, which I will take as a compliment, given they are the most intelligent non-human animal and have astounding memories. Maybe elephants have a mind palace of their own, it must be enormous in that big skull.

If we are looking for an animal that represents my grace, I would either suggest a big cat that can climb well with amazing balance that can even survive falls from high heights in the mountains, such as the snow leopard.

Or if we are talking herbivores, I think my gracefullness can be compared to the Lipizzan horses. Those horses are artists in high classical dressage, haute ecole, the best in the world and experts at performing capriole, the most difficult jump.

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