#aniamags

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kPTKfmpFG0)

My friend and frozen yogurt accomplice Chelsea just posted a list of exactly what the title of this post might suggest. It lead me to wonder what mine would look like (I assume it will be about three times the length since I seem to have been dealt a pack of raging teenage hormones by the ol’ gene pool). We established that ‘attracted to’ is more than just thinking they are hot - ie maybe envisioning a future living in a non intimidating modern flat in a quirky European/American capital city, making tea from tea leaves not bags. You get the idea. Here goes, in no particular order other than that which appears in my brain:

The Artful Dodger from Oliver Twist (a penchant for bad boys emerging at a young age perhaps?)

Kovu from the Lion King 2 (I swear I’m not into beastiality) (bad boys theme continues)

At least 3 boys from my primary school - Will, Josh and Matt (I put Will in my MSN name it was that open. The other two I never revealed except I danced with Matt at our leavers disco and I’m pretty sure we both felt as much chemistry as you can at the age of 11) 

Young Leonardo Di Caprio

A person I watched on YouTube whose name I refuse to post on here on the basis that I have very little confidence in anything good coming of doing so, especially since it is still relevant

Crabstickz (before I dated Jake, who many described as a young version of Chris. Now he is somewhat tainted through the memories of Jake)

Jake Shiels (although this one is outdated now not putting it on here would defeat the point) 

Draco Malfoy (BAD BOYS!!!!!!!!)

Dane Dehaan 

The guy at my school who was being referred to when someone looked at my Dane Dehaan phone case and asked ‘Is that X?’ 

Robert Sheehan 

Dan from Bastille (the obsession faded since I met him but this was a very fiery, long lasting one)

JACK KILMER (this one is very present. He is the guy in Palo Alto and everything I could hope for in a man) 

A drama teacher at my old school (this lasted for about 3 months then turned into intense hatred when he favoured another pupil over me)

RICHARD AYOADE (WHY ARE YOU MARRIED TO SOMEONE WHO ISN’T ME)

Jack Whitehall (this one was somewhat tarnished because I always had a theory that if we met he would fall instantly in love with me. Two weekends ago we did meet and all that happened was that I told him to have a nice wee.)

Plenty of boys from my current 6th form as Mother Nature has turned on the tap on every chemical that makes my brain go !!!!!BOYS!!!! 

Chandler from Friends (he is probably also another ideal. Yet I wouldn’t want to be a Monica to someone’s Chandler. I’d want to be a Chandler to someone’s Chandler)

Caspar Lee (oh, god.)

JacksGap

Niall Horan (I went to see 1D live thrice, and cried each time. Niall also tweeted me thrice. Maybe good things really do come in threes.)

Nick Robinson (The Kings of Summer)

Matt Lanter (90210)

FREDDIE (?) THE DRUMMER IN SCHOOL OF ROCK OH YES

Taylor Lautner (though upon watching Twlight again yesterday I am totally more R Patz/Jasper)

Dexter  (in the book/film One Day)

A guy called Antoine who plays the Rum Tum Tugger in Cats.

The guy who played the Pharoah in my primary school’s production of Joseph