Naruto: Revenge of the Ramen
Just for the lols, the entire thing just came to me.
Kakashi was scared for his life. Like actually terrified. He had never been this scared. Not even when the Kyuubi attacked the Hidden Leaf. He scrambled to throw all of his belongings in a bag before he got there.
Kakashi shuddered at the thought. Then the worst possible thing happened. He heard a voice calling him.
“Kakashi-senseiiiii,” The voice called out, a familiar raspy one at that. (One that sounded suspiciously like Principal Perry from Lab Rats)
Kakashi decided that what he had was enough and decided to flee his house, backpack in hand. As he sprinted for his life, feeling imminent death chasing him, Kakashi ran into Gai.
“Ohohoh! My eternal rival! Kakashi! I have a youthful challenge for you-” But Kakashi interrupted.
“Gai, now is not a good time, I need to leave and kay low for a few weeks, don’t look for me.”
Gai looked concerned.
“What is the matter, my eternal rival?”
Kakashi glanced over his shoulder and quickly muttered to Gai, “ I accidentally knocked over a bowl of Naruto’s ramen.”
Gai’s face paled. He knew the stakes of what had just happened. The cheerful, joyus blonde became a weapon of destruction when it came to his ramen.
They had learned that lesson the hard way.
Flashback.
“Naruto, you need to cut back on the ramen, it’s not good for you.” Kakashi scolded Naruto.
Naruto whined, “But Kakashi-sensei! Ramen is so goooodddd! I could never stop eating it! It’s like a betrayal to who I am!”
Kakashi, being fed-up with that type of response, quickly tried to take Naruto’s ramen.
Suddenly, a hand shot out.
“What are you doing.” Naruto’s eyes glowed red.
Kakashi felt a chill go down his spine.
“Um… nothing…” He suddenly remembered who the boy’s parents were.
Present
Kakashi knew he needed to leave, as he turned on his heel to go, a hand grabbed his wrist.
With cold sweat trickling down his back, Kakashi turned around to see a particularly angry Uzumaki boy glaring at him.
He tried to get out of there, but Naruto’s grip was like iron.
“Um- Hey there, Naruto…. Do you.. Uh… need… anything?” Kakashi got out, his face dripping with sweat.
“Ramen…. YOU KILLED MY RAMEN!” Naruto roared at Kakashi.
Kakashi was entering full panic mode.
“I’m sorry..?” He tried to reason with him.
“MY RAMMENNN!” A fist slammed into Kakashi.
Kakashi grunted at the force behind it.
Suddenly, he heard a familiar whooshing noise.
A rasenshuriken.
Kakashi needed to think fast.
“WAIT! NARUTO!”
The boy paused for a moment, still seeming to hear reason.
Oh thank god. Kakashi thought.
“I’ll buy you all the ramen you want. Just say the word.”
It was like a light switch went off in Naruto’s head.
“Really? Thanks, Kakashi-sensei!”
Kakashi sweatdropped. He could practically feel his pockets draining.
At least he was alive...
Hey you read the entire thing? Awesome! lol I either don’t write or I write a bunch of things. Story of my life I guess.
