#angerportal

FINALLY FINISHED THIS JOKE ART. Wish I had the energy to color it better, but I'm just happy that I managed to doodle these two digitally as humans! They are both in their outfits from the first date fyi!

-IRLPT

You drive me crazy too. I cherish every moment we spend together, and every time we’re apart I only think about how much I wish to be with you again. I crave your presence more than I crave bloodshed nowadays, and it’s just sickening to know that I’d entirely abstain from violence if it meant I could be around you for a second more. 

*💢 ranted, allowing PT to hold his hands all the while. As he finished speaking he realized how sappy he sounded and went back to being completely gold, embarrassed by his own honest. He cleared his throat and suddenly pulled his hands from PT’s, wringing them together nervously*

Ahem…well, I suppose we should get ready for our date, yeah? We can meet up at the fisherman’s place of work in, hm, 3 hours? 

-💢

Hmmmm, sounds good too me! *chuckles at 💢‘s nervousness feeling intense cuteness aggression for how tender that was*

See you in three hours then~ OH, and one last thing!

*quickly grabs the bow tie again, yanks him towards them like the tie was a collar, and gives 💢 a short bit heated kiss on the mouth before pulling away*

An appetizer~

Am I really that appetizing, my sour?

-💢

*gives small smile, enough that PT’s sharp teeth is are slight showing*

You are very appetizing, my dark darling~ After that first bite, I’ve became addicted to you. That craving just keeps growing day by day. I could never have enough of you to satisfy it, so I saver every taste I can get!~ Some days the hunger just drives me nuts.. Well, nuttier than I already am I suppose~

mhm…yeah, that sounds - that sounds delicious, my dear.

-💢

Yeah, it does. I think I’m craving something else now tho… Cause I feel like you would make an even better meal, but sadly I don’t think Bill would be too into that sort of thing…

*lifts the hands up and kisses them, then gently bites a few of them as PT stares 💢 down like they could just start eating him at any second*

*💢’s hands immediately went to his bowtie, nervously fidgeting with the fabric and almost immediately undoing PT’s handiwork without realizing it*

-💢

*chuckles and grabs both of 💢’s hands with their own, and moves them away from the bowtie. PT brings the hands close to where a human’s heart would be over their chest, and there is a faint thumping of definitely something behind their ribs… the rhythm doesn’t match a heart beat tho*

*staying painfully still as PT messes with his tie, refusing to look at them as his cheeks turn gold*

I certainly hope we get farther than plucking out the eyes this time…say, remember how you took Fiddleford on that adventure a while back? Maybe we should do the same with Tate, those nosy lunatics won’t get to end our date early if they don’t even know what dimension we’re in.

-💢

*gets the bow tie nice and straight, gives the wings a good quick tug so it stays nice and tight, lightly dusts the front of the suit off as if there were dust, and then PT looks him in the eyes pretending not to notice the gold flush of color in 💢’s cheeks as if that wasn’t the goal*

Oh my malevolent, you are truly an evil genius. Tonight we shall teach Tate and those obsessive freaks a lesson in respect , and we’ll have an awful time doing it! 

-💢