#andy haynes

I fuck like a Christian quarterback, like a lot athleticism, not a lot of creativity.  I'm in like the CFL of fucking.  It's because I'm not kinky, everybody's kinky now.  Everybody's into like hitting or spitting or choking, i don't do that.  I don't get angry when I fuck, I get grateful.  I get grateful.  I'm like, "Wow, what a nice lady."  I say that to her, I say, "You're a nice lady!"

Mountains are like white people's cops, because they're the only things that kill us indiscriminately.