I can't stop thinking about android!Noah being dramatic and texting you when you go out without him. And at some point you text him something like 'I love you but you're so dramatic at times' and he leaves you alone, because he got shy when you told him that you love him 🥹
i LOVE IT. in fact, i love it so much that—
also, it's such a small detail but i love changing noah's contact information as reader's relationship with him changes
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i see lots of people making these for their stories. and since i'll be writing android au soon for a request i figured i'd share some texts between you and him.
what a dynamic! (this is before you two begin actually dating of course)
i know what you're thinking. his model is literally meant to be an "ideal romantic partner". technically he's just programmed to love you!
but things got more complicated when you put those music android parts in. not only did he develop his own little smartass attitude, he became quite a bit more vulnerable to sentience. and falling in love with you. hell, you're the reason he went sentient in general.
not following his programming is weird, he's not just following a program anymore, he's very... real. now he has to figure out how to express love in a way that's less artificial. how to express his adoration towards you.
it started before one of the shows in europe. that little android metal band really took off, you got to travel everywhere with your boys, and free time often allowed for everyone to get out and explore. it allowed for walks, just you and noah.
he noticed you looking at something in the window at a little shop in the city. he'd pretended to be indifferent of where they were, but he was already scanning the price of it, determined to prove his appreciation.
lord knows how he got the money for it (he likely accessed YOUR bank account), but after the show on the tour bus, he presented it to you. chest puffed out, but when you took it from him you could tell he was nervous by the way his body involuntarily twitched and glitched.
but then you smiled. you smiled. and noah's eyes lit up, in a way you'd never seen before. a far cry from his usual lightless, narrowed-eye gaze.
he wants to make you smile like that forever.
so he tries to do things for you all the time now. laundry? he'll do it for you! tired? he'll wash your hair! not in the mood to talk? no problem. he'll keep you company in comfortable silence. anything to make you smile. (and boy, does it work).
he's not the most physically affectionate (since... that was pretty much all he knew programming wise and he doesn't really fw that) but he does his best! he's working himself up to physical touch, and being patient with you on it too.
the first purely romantic gesture he worked himself up to was a forehead kiss. the first time he did it you were STUNNED. he goes out of his way to move your hair out of the way, gentle touch as if you're porcelain. the forehead kiss is never a quick thing, he leans in slow, lets his lips linger for a second.
noah does this all the time now. he's finding new ways to do it. he loves the way your skin feels against his lips, so he's finding any excuse he can to kiss your forehead.
he likes the way your skin feels against his, period. sure, his skin was designed to feel like human skin but is actually synthetic, but his entire body has touch sensors. thank god for that.
let him hold your hand! touch knees with you, rest your head on his chest while you sleep, hold him in your arms! PLEASE!!!
very protective over you, you're HIS person. and he will TELL PEOPLE. like this is deadass him.
hand on the small of your back when you're in public, using his height to his advantage to tower over anyone who fucks with you. scary dog privilege. scares anyone off that he doesn't get a good feeling from. (and he has SENSORS for that sort of thing).
good thing about being with a romantic partner model? body heating and cooling. when you're cold, he's like your personal space heater. hot in the summer? he's like the best ice cube on the planet.
anyone up for a boyfriend that looks and acts like a black cat most of the time, but it's a front for how much of a golden retriever he can be? that's him!
after a show one night, you told him he did a good job. if he'd had a tail, it would have been fucking wagging. it was like he hadn't done a show at all, fired up and full of energy, and of course you got a few kisses from it.
he likes to deny that he did that at all. but every time you compliment him or praise him, no matter how hard he tries to act like he doesn't care and get all huffy about it, he cannot hide that smile.
oh and dont forget how happy he is to show you off. as HIS. he will literally wear a matching outfit with you out in public if it means he can parade you around all proudly. very "look at my s/o. that's my s/o! you wish you could be them, but you can't."
he needs to learn about your interests. he has to. it starts with your favorite music, he wants to learn the songs so he can sing them to you.
at sundown one summer night, you leaned against noah as he played guitar, singing your favorite songs to you softly. it was in your backyard, golden rays on your skin, your boyfriend admiring the way the light catches on your hair. no emotion in his eyes but he may as well have been short-circuiting over how beautiful you are.
then it's hobbies. it doesn't matter WHAT it is. gardening? he'll learn to garden! cooking? consider it done, he's already pretty good at it because it was part of his programming. something art related? ... okay that might be a little difficult. he'll try it for you though.
he just wants to be able to get happy and excited about the things you enjoy with you.
noah doesn't know how to say it out loud, but he loves you. so much. he loves you with every fiber of his being. he just hopes it shows despite the snarky indifferent mask he puts on.
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need android!noah to have an anxiety attack mode like mood sensors that immediately trigger him to go into human pillow mode. sensing your distress and calculating appropriate solutions like a hug, cuddles, food, music (sometimes it’s kind of jinky in a laughable way because you’ll be crying and he decides to play dancing queen full volume and it make you laugh so he’s like ‘it works’ nevermind that you’re laughing at his timing) - for not only that situation but anything else that significantly impacts your mood or physical or mental health
he’s just kind of goofy and I love him because he’ll find you laying practically comatose on the floor, come in, look at you, lay on his back next to you in silence for the next ten minutes and then ask ‘so what are we doing?’
ANOOOOON WE'RE HOLDING HANDS AND JUMPING AROUND IN CIRCLES YES!! LITERALLY ALL OF THIS YES!!!!
if i may...
♡ one time you two were resting your head on his chest while you talked and you began to vent/cry over something and you FELT his chest soften. like UNDER YOUR HEAD. and it made you laugh because you didn't know he could just sorta deflate like that
♡ he is a LOT goofier than he lets on let me tell you that. he's very class clown whenever he's around you, always finding new ways to make you laugh.
♡ like if you have a bad relationship with your mom but you have to call her for her birthday and noah knows you're gonna be so pissed off after it, he likes to already have the studio set up and ready to go for you.
♡ not just so you can scream as loud as you want, but so he can record the screams and then fuck with the audio recording in his studio software. he vocodes it to sound like the star spangled banner and shit and it sends you into fucking orbit every time.
♡ the longer you and him are together the more he learns about your emotions. as i said in a prev post, he can kind of do emotion detection? so overtime he starts to be able to pick up what you're feeling without you having to tell him. which makes him have faster reaction times to when you're feeling down!!!!
♡ which, that has malfunctioned sometimes. he somehow detects sadness when you're honestly doing fine and you're extremely confused on why he just SHOT UP OFF THE COUCH to go to your freezer to get you your ice cream????
♡ ALSO THAT LAST ONE YEAH JANSJAJSJA he does that often. like whenever he sees you doing something and he doesn't understand why he just goes "???? okay" and mirrors you.
♡ OR if you're just getting back from somewhere, work or something, he loves to listen to you vent or gossip. one time after a label meeting he couldnt come to, you came home, slammed the front door shut behind you and went "that BITCH" and noah was on it he was like "YEAH! FUCK HER!" despite not having ANY context.
♡ you have a fight with some of your friends (noah knows like surface level about most of your friends) you come home and you're like. "she ALWAYS does this shit she was doing this shit back in MIDDLE SCHOOL" noah's like "UGH. SHE JUST NEVER LEARNS." he will go from being your manly boyfriend to your gossip hypeman in an INSTANT.
♡ whatever you're mad about, whatever youre about to say? HE'S BEHIND IT. he's going to listen to you vent while he makes you a snack.
ure allowed to call this idea stupid but like what abt reader texting android!noah and asking him to come to them for whatever reason idk u can make smth up but im just thinking like.. me personally if im stuck going out somewhere like a party and theres no one im close too there im absolutely miserable so ofc id text my silly android dude and ask him to come along! idk im just talking but i hope ure doing well take care of urself ♡
this isn't stupid wtf :( i got you. this except reader's at a party and someone is making them uncomfortable! he doesn't take that shit lightly!
♫ my boyfriend's back and you're gonna get in trouble ♫
(CONTEXT: you and noah have only just recently gotten together + vague callback to the "don't be weird when you get here" thing)
( in case you're curious, yes. noah did knock him the fuck out. )
