#androgynousmoosejunior

I'm proud to announce the launch of a new initiative. This blog is a joint effort between myself and my friend Ana. We think we're hilarious, so you should check it out and see if you think so too. 

 Rule 2: Answer all the questions from the person who tagged you and post them. Also write 11 new questions.

Rule 3: Tag 11 more people and put a link in their ask boxes.

Rule 4: You can’t answer questions unless you were tagged by the poster My tagger: claratakesabow

my questions:

1. Where do you see yourself in 20 years?

I honestly have no idea. Well, that's inaccurate...I have too many ideas about different ways I want my life to go. For now I'll concentrate on making it to tomorrow. 

2. Who would you thank in an Oscar acceptance speech?

I would of course thank you, Ariella, who will likely be totally famous and have an Oscar of your own. And of course my family and my friends, and hopefully I will have a spouse, who will be so hot they'll need sunglasses for their butt so it doesn't dazzle people with its blinding beauty. 

3. Last good book you read?

Anansi Boys, by Neil Gaiman. Stop talent give me please

4. Last good movie you saw?

I just saw Les Miserables! It makes me want to sing the songs of the suffering in a rich and melodic baritone. 

5. Who’s your favorite teacher?

Too hard! I can't pick a favorite. Besides I wouldn't put it past them to be on tumblr, and it might inflate their ego. 

6. What’s your New Year’s resolution?

Learn to own the room with my slick dance moves. Or at least, go dancing with someone fun :)

7. Current celebrity crush?

Emma Watson will always be my number one celebrity wife. Although Anne Hathaway is slowly creeping up the ladder too. 

8. Song you’ve listened to the most?

Hmmm...that's tricky. Some favorites "Octopus's Garden" by the Beatles and "Mr. Blue" by Catherine Feeny (good for a bad day). 

9. Traumatic childhood memory?

The day I discovered that "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me" was total bullshit. Some kids who threw rocks at me and told me things--ugly, worthless, loser, nobody wants you, fat, bitch, you get the idea--that still live in my head today. I know it's hard but try not to let those people in. Once they get a foothold in your mind, they'll never let go. 

10. What’s the oldest film you’ve seen? (yeahhh, you can tell these are my questions…)

Thin Man, 1936? (I think that's the oldest one I've seen but I could be wrong). 

11. Pet peeve?

Movie-talkers. Unless the movie is really boring and you're at home making fun of it with your friends. 

questions for you guys:

1. What's your perfect day? 

2. If you could have any talent, what would it be?

3. Favorite stuffed animal?

4. What's the best bad pickup line you've ever heard? 

5. Tell me a secret. 

6. Favorite book? 

7. If you had to choose just one, movies or live theater? 

8. What's the most heavenly, sinfully indulgent dessert you can imagine? 

9. One celebrity you want to kiss? 

10. Children--terrifying or adorable? 

11. What's the catchphrase for the movie of your life?