#andre moraph

Wonderfully Wonderful Wonder

So, let's answer the vital question. It should begin by clarifying the meaning behind the keyword. What does gayness refer to in this competition? Is it who breaks more heterosocial norms with body language? Is it who is more breedable? Both are important for two femboys fighting for the gayest Furball award. The competition is, though!

On the left side, we have the artist, Andre, under the spotlight! Quite literally, because his buttocks are getting the radiant light of a god. And gosh! Look at that bottom pose. Girl, goddam, I'm jealous! And with the cherry on top, the outfit fits like a glove for him. Still, he's not running away with the competition today. And I cannot ignore it any longer. He rigged the game! You are the creator, so you have the power to control the artistic direction. And isn't that very conforming because you are the one creating it?

On the right side, we have the King, Dingo, acting like a man! Seriously, can you save the touching for the locker room? Trust me. Letting Andre lean in like a maid and to touch him is a tactical mistake. What do you think the audience will vote for? However, you're merely evening the plain field, aren't you, King? And you're the King because you slay! The outfit fits like a crown, as the yellow and purple complement each other. Just look at your opponent, pff! All and only purple? Darling, can you learn something from the King that slays?

Hey bitches and bros and non-binary hoes! The time has come; we decide the champion of the gayest Furball. Make some noise! Drum rolls, please! After a long throbbing thought, the winner is! Slay Whiskey Dingo! I'd love to give this award to the man who fits like a glove into the outfit. What a shame that your competition is already wearing the crown.

Sauce: (I have lost all my credibility, LMAO!)