#anders predator

Here’s a hilarious question. If Predator: Killer of Killers had a BLOOPER REEL, what would Ursa, Kenji, and Torres be doing?

Examples: Messing up the lines, prop malfunction, random people making a spectacle on the set, dancing, unexpected phone calls, and/or uncontrollable laughter 😆?

Bro ykw? In another universe, both the humans and the Predators are all just RIVALING ACTORS IN ONE SETTING. 🎥🎬

Things are in a heat on set when they shoot the action scenes. Bet every time a mistake happens, whether it be forgotten lines or stunt accidents, all the 4 Yautja off-camera are just sitting there like:

They love oomans’ misery one way or another fr, that remains unchanged 💀🥀🥀

But also, Anders, Kiyoshi, and Vandy L I V E YIPEEEE 😀 They’re just pretty chill bros in the background lol

Then, imagine a fan signing event where they’re all forced to sit with the Yautja and things get AWKWARDLY CHAOTIC (like Huntrix & Saja Boys bc u like them sm 😭):

Warlord: *Sitting by Ursa*

Ursa: (Nordic:) “Leave me and my boys alone, you annoying Grendels…” 😡

Warlord: (Yautja:) — “WE’LL SIT WHERE WE WANT." —

…

...

Anders: *To the fans* (Nordic:) “Thank you for coming!” ☺️

Jötunn: *BARK BARK* 👹

*Bonk* 🖊️💥

Anders: “No! Bad Jötunn!!” 😠

Jötunn: *Whines in big baby* 🥺

…

…

Kiyoshi: (Japanese:) “Who invited the demons? You said we’re the only ones signing today, Brother…” 🤨

Oni: *His two tusks and his exposed teeth make him look like he’s grinning evilly tbh* 😈

Kenji: “Please go away.” ✋😒

…

…

Baron: *Snatches fan’s cast*

Vandy: (English:) “I’ll sign it first!”

Baron: (Yautja:) — “MINE.” — 😡

Vandy: “No, I’ll sign it, bald @$$!” 🤬

Torres: *Smiles through the pain* “For the fans...” 🥲

…

Ursa’s HUSBAND. 🫪

Anders’ FATHER. 😨

WHO IS THE F A T H E R??? 🤨🤨🤨

Rip Anders, you would’ve loved EPIC: The Musical and be legendary with Telecommunications. 😔💔

(Telemachus art by @duvetbox