#and styles

Also me: knows that men who dramatize the idea of lattes and other fancy flavored drinks being “girly” and consider them emasculating to the point where they make their friends, girlfriends, sisters, wives, etc. as well as male friends and acquaintances feel bad about something that brings them joy, are trash.

Me: prefers big dogs to little dogs

Also me: knows that men who perpetuate the idea of little dogs being “girly” and emasculating to the point of it being an actually common commercial theme for men to be embarrassed of being around little dogs, as well as actual men being embarrassed as fuck of being around little dogs; animals that bring their owners joy, are trash.

Me: doesn’t have children

Also me: knows that men who feminize family things; staying at home and taking care of children, doing grocery shopping, changing diapers, driving bigger cars/minivans, being money smart, etc. to the point of being embarrassed of their own family duties and feeling so emasculated by the idea of being a loving caring father that they become horrible, shitty fathers, are trash.

Me: prefers non gendered and men’s products over women’s

Also me: knows that men who feel so emasculated by the thought of buying anything pink or smelling like anything other than musk and wood to the point of dramatizing shopping with their partners or even being seen in a women’s section so much that they ruin their partners sense of enjoyment in shopping for and buying these items, are trash.

Me: doesn’t carry a purse

Also me: knows that men who feel so emasculated by purses to the point of refusing, or causing public scenes about having to hold a purse, or wearing their own bag and insisting every time the word “purse” is accidentally used that’s it’s a “satchel, briefcase, bag, etc.” are trash.