#and mopping

what has everyone been doing. cuz ive been sweeping

Ya know what I’m doing tonight? Getting really drunk and showering. I’m gonna wake up tomorrow and be totally surprised my legs are shaved and you know what? I’ll appreciate drunk me a little more

Everyone's always like "wow your job must be so fun you get to play with dogs all day" but TBH the majority of my morning is stalking dogs that just arrived waiting for them to poop because there's always that one dog that is also stalking dogs waiting for them to poop so it can have a feast.

I’ve accomplished a lot of little things today. it’s more satisfying than getting one big thing out of the way, I think, bc it’s not totally draining.

The only thing i hate about work is how late i get home