hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh had a fun little idea for an overly ambitious comic but Artfight starts tomorrow and I gotta kill my friends with hammers (draw their funny little guys) So I'll talk about it here and come back to it later. So. We Start with an Alien Princess declaring that Robin will be her groom.
"Yep, that's young just us. You're probably wondering how we got here." the Impulse Text Box says over a group shot of YJ.
We flash back to Tim and Kon hanging out. Bart speeds in like "Hey I found my space ship. You wanna get Young Justice back together?"
and Kon says "Bet."
We cut back to YJ in the Royal Hall of this Alien Princess. "Yeah, that's about it" says the text box.
Tim's like "Your Highness, I'm flattered truly, but I have a boyfriend"
Somewhere in the back Ray is like "Wait was anyone going to tell me that Robin's gay too?"
and Cassie's like "Well first of all, he's bi, and second of all, Too???" and Ray's like "I've been gay since 2017, read a comic"
The Princess considers Robin's words.
"Very well, your boyfriend will battle against a warrior of my choosing to see who gets to marry you💖 " and with the snap of her fingers, Bernard is there in the Royal Hall, pouring brownie batter onto the floor.
Bernie, lovely lovely Bernie. is a civilian. he's kind of buff and is great with a sledge hammer. but the Princess brings out this huge fucker. So YJ is scrambling to figure out how to remedy this situation.
and Tim's no help because his IQ drops dramatically when Bernie is in the vicinity. so Cassie has to step up. She convinces the princess that Earth has its own courting customs or whatever and she should respect Earth's customs and allow the opponent to choose how this battle goes down and the princess agrees.
That is how this ends up as a sort of sequel to the baseball arc from YJ98, but instead of baseball, it's a Hell's Kitchen Chopped Food Network Challenge Style Food Competition where each team has to make three dishes and the judges decide if Bernard gets to marry Tim or not.
