I got bored few days ago and had this idea that the New states have a group chat sooooo heres the New state GC that no asked for :D
Chap one: Oops all the new kids
Chat- New Brethren
Newie: So remind me again why we aren’t eating at Jerz?
Yorkadam: He let Florida in his house
Nex Mex: yikes
New Mex: is jerry still alive?
Yorkadam: Considering he is looking over my shoulder, yes he is alive
Newie: Damn thought this woulda killed him
Yorkadam: He says “Fuck you”
Newie: 🖕
Nex Mex: wait why cant jerry just type on his fone?
Yorkadam: Also Florida
Newie: WAIT!!!
Newie: Did Florida blow up his kitchen AND his phone!!???
Yorkadam: Yep
Nex Mex: daaammmmnnn
New Mex: doulbe homiecide
Yorkadam: “FUCK YOU!!”
Newie: Ooooo Jerz is angy
New Mex: hehe angy
Yorkadam: Be warned, Jerkae tele’d
Newie: Ah shittiobweiufhubewgowefub
New Mex: L
Newie: your next.
Newie is now offline
New Mex: hahaha look at this thing i suddenly gots ta do
Nex Mex is now offline
Yorkdam: God damn it Jerkae
4 hours later
Newie is now online
Newie: Jerz you are the worst you know that
Jerry™: oh I am absolutely aware
Newie: Absolute psychopath
Yorkadam: Your acting like we didn’t know this already
Newie: Fair point
Newie: Btw where is Nexico?
Newie: Figured he would have got on by now
Jerry™: I got em
Jerry™: turns out snow and a 80 degree state don mix so well
Newie: Jerz wtf?
Jerry™: listen at first it was light torture as pay back and then it turned into a bill nye the science guy ep
Jerry™: not my fault
Newie: How???
Yorkadam: I chose not to question that, it’s best you don’t as well
Yorkadam: That reminds me, you didn’t get hit too badly did ya?
Yorkadam: We could always get Masshole or Conny to look at it
Newie: Nahh don’t worry
Newie: It’s just bruised but I’m pretty confident its not broken
Jerry™: ah shit I didnt hurt ya loads did I?
Jerry™: you can pop down to my room if ya want
Jerry™: I got south park running and ice/heat packs
Yorkadam: Oh great, worried Jerkae is out
Newie: Shh shh Yorkie
Newie: I want love
Newie: I’ll be right there
Yorkadam: Sigh, I’ll bring pizza
Jerry™: that pizza better be from one of my places or so help me god
Yorkadam: As per usual, I’m getting pizza from my place and ya can’t stop me
Jerry™: I ll starve danke
Newie: Oh for Treeza’s sake just get pizza from Dominoes
Yorkadam: Oh hell no
Jerry™: if you ever suggest that again Im going to kill you zero hesitation
Newie: Damn okay fine
Newie: Just didn’t want yous to murder each other over food again was all
Jerry™: its my room so its my pizza ur gettin
Yorkadam: I’m the won getting the food dipshit, so I get to pick
Newie: Wait isn’t it technically Nexicos room?
Newie: Since it was assigned to him before yous two switched?
Jerry™: ……
Yorkadam: …So I’ll just grab Papa Johns?
Jerry™: yeah…papa j works
Yorkadam: Cool cool, be there in ten
Yorkadam is now offline
Newie: Wait so all I have to do to get yous to stop fighting is just mention that it wasn’t your room first?
Newie: Wicked!!
Jerry™: Fuck you and fuck off.
