Oct 16, 2019
did you know that moose can dive 20 feet underwater for vegetation
   “Why no, I did not know that! Moose really are impressive animals!”
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did you know that moose can dive 20 feet underwater for vegetation
   “Why no, I did not know that! Moose really are impressive animals!”
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hey david, im gonna eat this raw cookie dough, see ya
   “no–Max! THE EGG! IT’S RAW!!!”
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   “That’s not very funny, kiddo.”
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   // What’s a David without his tiny angry son? Absolutely fam!Â
Examine! mr. honeynuts
Send “Examine!” and an item or person and I’ll write an RPG description of it/them. || NOT Accepting
Object: Mr. Honeynuts
   Its fur is worn, stitches torn, revealing some stuffing in its foot, and only one eye to see from. This teddy-bear has seen better days, but obviously spent them very well loved. A precious friend to your precious friend.
Leave it alone and pretend you never saw it.
Sneak it away to try and mend the stitches.
Rip it up.
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hey david, do you like diving
   “Well that depends a great deal on what I’m diving off of! Why do you ask?”
GLUG GLUG GLUG
   JUST HECKIN RIPS THAT BOTTLE AWAY FROM THIS CRAZY CHILD.
   “MAX I SAID NO!! You’re WAY TOO YOUNG and your body can’t take that much alcohol–oh my gosh, how are you feeling?! Are you okay? Do I need to take you to the hospital?? You can’t just DO THAT!!!”
drink it? drink it. okay. bottom's up
   “W–”
   “–NO MAX!! GIVE IT HERE!”