#analeen

Analeen

who’s the cuddler: Anabel, easily.  She has the softest nicest-smelling girlfriend in the world and she constantly marvels at the fact.  :)

who makes the bed: It’s probably a matter of who’s there first after they’re both up; they both have neatness drilled into their bones by their respective militaries, so yeah.  :D

who wakes up first: Anabel, most days.  She rises with the sun, always full of things to get done.  I think, when she can, she doesn’t even get out of bed, just sort of lays there and watches the sun throw golden patterns across Ileen’s cheeks like the creeper she really, really is and counts Ileen’s freckles for like the thousandth time.  :)

who has the weird taste in music: Anabel is hipster trash who only listens to the most obscure Southern Goth bands, so I’d give it to her.  I imagine Ileen has a wholesome playlist, supplemented with lovely classic rock by Antii.  :)

who is more protective: Is this a question?  Anabel.  What.  Anabel Lee.  Holy shit.  How many wars has she started over Ileen?  Oh my God.  She’s like stupid protective.  It isn’t even cute anymore.  Like she needs to calm her tits.  XD

who sings in the shower: Ileen??  Ana thinks it’s the cutest thing ever, omg, her tiny singing girlfriend.  :)

who cries during movies: Ileen???  Anabel feels so distressed over it, like no, noooo, whenever that happens you’ll just have Ileen taking it like the tough chick she is while Anabel’s awkwardly hugging her across the seats.  XD

who spends the most while out shopping: Anabel’s not so much frugal as she is forgetful, so I’d say Ileen.  She’s the one who makes sure their fridge is actually stocked and that they can, y’know, survive for the week.  XD  Ana’s good at remembering to buy weapons and maaaaaybe some home-repair/cleaning stuff ‘cos she’s a perfectionist, but not much else.  XD

who kisses more roughly: Ana, yep, she tries to hold back, but Ileen’s not good for her self-control.  XD

who is more dominate: Anabel, mhmm – see above.  ;p

my rating of the ship from 1-10: 10/10 will support any incarnations of this.  :D

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Marinellis 

who’s the cuddler: Ellis, he is so shit at keeping his hands to himself.  :)

who makes the bed: Marine because Ellis never cleans anything up, but they’re both kinda lazy, so maybe it never gets done unless they have company?  :D

who wakes up first: Marine probably, because Ellis sleeps til one in the afternoon, but I imagine when they have nothing to do they’ll just sleep forever together.  XD

who has the weird taste in music: Ellis, he’s into such trash bands, omg.  

who is more protective: Marine, she’s the blood of conquerors and she doesn’t take kindly to those who would claim what’s her’s.

who sings in the shower: Ellis, loudly shamelessly and off-key.  But Marine probably joins in sometimes, so they do shitty shower duets (well, Ellis is shit, Marine probs sounds like an angel let’s be real) :)

who cries during movies: BOTH OMG IT’S THE CUTEST THING.  Marine will be crying and that’s understandable, she can be empathetic sometimes, but then you’ll look at Ellis and there’s tears POURING down his face and so they just cry together, like the nerds they are.  :)

who spends the most while out shopping: Marine, she’s so high-class even though it makes Ellis die.  XD  Although they’re both sticky-fingered li’l thieves, so maybe it’s rare they pay for anything.  ;p

who kisses more roughly: Ellis, he’s always biting and crap.  *nods*

who is more dominate: Marine, actually.  Ellis is only in control when she doesn’t want to be, I think.  :p

my rating of the ship from 1-10: 0/10 god why is the beautiful viking princess settling for this shitty trashbag like – *shot*  XD  Nah, seriously, 15/10, will aggressively twist the narrative until they once again walk over rain-soaked cobblestones, king and queen of white-flecked waves, lord and lady of a city that was always no one’s and their’s.   

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Connettyn

who’s the cuddler: Ettyn; Conner pretends to ‘tolerate’ it but let’s be real he loves every second.  :)

who makes the bed: Conner, he can be seriously uptight about that kind of thing.

who wakes up first: I’m not entirely sure Conner actually sleeps, so.  XD

who has the weird taste in music: Ettyn, with his li’l indie self.  Conner will mock Ettyn’s unironic plaid shirt and banjo music until the day he dies, but he still lets Ettyn play it on repeat and refrains from complaining about how hipster he is bc he loves him.  ;p

who is more protective: Ettyn??  Yeah.  Remember that time somebody wanted Conner’s body and Ettyn went from zero to one hundred in a quick second??  ‘cos I do.  :p

who sings in the shower:  Ettyn.  Conner has no doubt found a way to blame Antii.

who cries during movies: Ettyn, while Conner alternately comforts him and points out how silly it is to get so emotional over a fictional story.  :)

who spends the most while out shopping: Ettyn, I think.  He seems like the type to always shop at those lovely little craft stores and ignore Conner’s complaints that they could’ve gotten the same thing for half-price at Wal-Mart.  Ettyn seems like the type to care that the mom ‘n pop store is run by the nicest couple and probably knows all of their names.  :D  Also Ettyn seems like he would be the type to get all that cutesy home decoration stuff, so whenever Ettyn walks in with like those cheesy, gigantic signs saying ‘Home is Where the Heart Is’ or whatever, Conner doesn’t even fight it anymore, he just sighs and goes to find the hammer and nails.  XD  

who kisses more roughly: Conner, he leads a stressful life and there has never been anything soft about him, but Ettyn likes it that way, I think.  :)

who is more dominate: Conner.  I imagine Ettyn once told Antii “There’s nothing little about your little brother” and Antii screamed for ten years and fet like drinking bleach bleach.  XD

my rating of the ship from 1-10: 11/10 here for these Ben’n’Jerry-eating, plaid-wearing, dog-having nerds.  :)