#amodernprofessor

“You know, I don’t think we’re qualified to be checking how well trees are planted.” Sending a TA that specialized in STEM and a history professor of all people seemed a little cruel. Maybe like the start of a really boring joke, even. Thinking back, she probably took a single biology class in her whole academic career.

  which is exactly why when he’s called to his history professors office ( a boring subject, far too boring for him to care about, ) regarding a test he had missed, he makes no effort to hide his indifference. his head cocks to the side, tone purposefully too surprised by this ‘revelation’ to possibly be genuine, testament of how little he cares.

      ❝ what ? there was a test ? seriously ? i had nooo idea ! i must’ve slept through the part where you said that ! silly me, always dozing off in the most interesting classes && missing the important stuff.. ❞ an obvious lie to anyone that had eyes. no matter how tremendously boring a class was, he would never fall asleep during it.

      ❝ but it’s no biggie. i can just take a make-up test or whatever, so no harm, no foul ~ ! phew, i am so relieved we got that worked out ! ❞

"Ah, Professor Velvet!” One of the perks of living in the apartments was just the simple fact that a lot of the professors seemed to also be in the same building. Some people might have considered that troublesome, but for an overachiever like Lili, it was perfect. She wasn’t shy about flagging down professors and the like whenever she needed help or anything. 

Welcome to Blackwood, Waver!

You will be housed in the Fair Lane Apartments. As stated, you will be teaching History. We hope you enjoy your time here!