#amenadeil

Chloe: Lucifer, you know you didn’t have to do all that to make me happy, a simple chocolate bar would’ve been great.

Lucifer: so you don’t like it when I ride into the precinct riding a horse and throwing roses over the place to show my love for you

Chloe: No

Lucifer: ok, before we start. If you were to get one single scratch on my corvette I would sentence you 10 days of home stay locked in your room.

Trixie: it smells like alcohol and cigarettes

Lucifer: that doesn't matter

Trixie: ok then

Lucifer: now I know you're only 10 and your mother will kill me if she saw what was happening, so keep this as our little secret.

Trixie: give me $50 and i'll think about it. $150 and its a deal

Lucifer: you get better and better at this everyday

Trixie: I know *smirks*

Lucifer: *hands over the $150* ok so put your right foot on the excelerator and drive.

Trixie: ok *pounds foot on the peddle*

Lucifer: No NoT LiKe ThAt, SoFtLy!!!!.

*Chloe sees what is happening*

Chloe: WhAt THE FuCK Is HaPpEnInG

Trixie: hi mummy *trixie stops the car*

Lucifer: hello detective

Chloe: we need to talk, NOW.

*Trixie and Lucifer both look at each other*

Trixie: whats your name?

Lucifer: Lucifer

Trixie: Like the devil?

Trixie: Mummy can we get some fairy floss

Chloe: yeah sure sweetie *hands $2 to trixie, proceeds to look at Lucifer whom has his face embedded in ice cream*

Lucifer: whattt?

Chloe: Lucifer can you for once be a responsible adult and take Trixie to get some fairy floss?

Lucifer: isn't she old enough to go by herself?

Chloe: *mum stares him* Please?

Lucifer: fine, come on little devil.

Chloe: Thank you.

Bonus Scene

The Quirky Adventures of Marriage:  

(or to put it simply, Chloe often wonders how and why she puts up with Lucifer’s crap and has still managed to not strangle him to death)

Today Dr. Linda gets a lesson on Sex Ed when she learns that even angels and demons can make babies...or something along those lines...

A/N I’m debating whether or not to continue this story arc or just leave the idea. Let me know your thoughts!