#amazonology

"Hey, little whore! I just learned you jailbait are putting the move on my husband. You wanna play with the grown-ups, you gotta show you got what it takes. Your tits can't compete with mine, so leave him alone or prepare to prove your worth."

Dear Professor;

I'm on vacation and a brunette started coming on to me despite me being obviously married to my super hot wife, who didn't appreciate being disrespected. "I'm gonna teach her some manners," she said as she went to the brunette and, after exchanging a few hostile words, they left the hotel pool and headed inside.

An hour later, I got this image with the following text:

"I defeated your wife and took her bikini as a trophy. This is how it looks on me. Come on up to your room; I want your hot cum on my superior tits."

You'd think my wife would ask for divorce after I spent the remaining days of our vacation with the brunette, but instead she joined a jiujitsu class and she's been ultra kinky in bed since.

Dear Professor;

My wife is very proud of her breasts and she flaunts them so much that she regularly get into titfights with jealous rivals. When it happens, she always sends be a pic of her before she locks tits with her opponent and follows it with a picture of the winner--always her.

Except this time, when she met her match in a braless brunette who made her submit. "This bitch has won a load of your cum on her ugly hooters," she wrote. "She's coming over."

Dear Professor:

Dear Professor;

When my girlfriend heard my ex-girlfriend was writing me again, she sent her a bikini picture showing off the rack she's so proud of and challenging her to a titfight.

However, she had never seen a pic of my ex--something my ex remedied by sending her a shot of her intimidating cleavage.

To her credit, my girlfriend didn't back down and she did put up a fight for almost 10 minutes before surrendering.