For your ama au, I'm just imagining a scenario where Satch is sick and everyone's like "shit he's going to fired if the librarian finds out that he's not at the library". So Jirard, Jared, and Shane find a black cat (or whatever color Satch's cat form is) and they bring it to the library and pretend that it's Satch. It gets seriously funny when they notice that some students are trying to ask "Satch" (the cat) for help. Paul, Nick, and Josh film the whole scenario.
Or, the opposite of the following, no one has seen satch all day, and they see a black cat and assume its him. So he wont talk, and is acting how cats usually act āid like for you to touch me without actually touching meā and people are like āis satch mad at me or something???ā and they follow this dumb cat all day and let it sit in on a nb meetingĀ and then at the end of the day, Satch was like āok, im backā and everyone looks at the cat and looks at satch and are like ā????????????????????????ā















