#alyvodettya

Vodyanitsa is the 'glue' of the dynamic because she's so freaking clingy. But it actually works to the group's benefit. Everyone is busy all the time and if it wasn't for her need for attention, they'd never see each other.

Everyone secretly admired everyone for ages but Vodyanitsa and Odette had a crush on each other for ages. Alyosha was sighing from the side lines BUT HE HAD FEELINGS TOO! He just felt like it wasn't his place to get involved.

Alyosha helped Vodyanitsa settle in when she first joined the Rokot, maybe she helped him get the theatre job as thanks?

Mitya has his two oshis and he's not embarrassed about it in the slightest. It motivates him to be x10 sneakier so he can go to the threatre during work hours.

Alyosha loves being a provider, whether that's helping with logistics, cooking for people, or being a shoulder to cry on. Tugarin makes a really good therapy dog.

Vodyanitsa: Listen, in the wild wild west there is always a woman in the saloon and nobody messes with her even though they all have guns. 

Odette: That's because she's a prostitute.

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Vodyanitsa: Hey, what are you reading? 

Mitya: This is my magic book where any ink spilled shows a scripture of the future, however it bears a curse making it broken, and as such in order to make any scripture appear, I have to do it myself. 

Vodyanitsa: Impressive! I must have it for myself! 

Alyosha: So it’s just a notebook? 

Mitya: It’s just a notebook.

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Mitya: So how’s the food Alyosha made? 

Odette: It's great! Compliments to them. 

Mitya: *goes to the kitchen* 

Mitya: You're adorable. 

Alyosha: *blushes*

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Mitya: Did Odette just tell me she loved me for the first time? 

Vodyanitsa: Yeah, she did. 

Mitya: And did I just do finger guns back? 

Vodyanitsa: Yeah, you did.

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Mitya: *banging a pen on the table out of frustration* 

Odette: Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table? 

Mitya: I— 

Odette: Something tells me Alyosha's going to be a bit more unhinged today... 

Alyosha, holding a lit match and a bag of potatoes: Leave me be, Vodyanitsa isn't home to stop me, I'm going feral.

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Odette: Love is weakness and an evolutionary mistake. 

Alyosha: You are literally making Valentine’s day cards for Vodyanista, Mitya, and I. 

Odette, pointing the hot glue gun towards Alyosha: You’re on thin fucking ice.

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Odette: My crushes aren’t picking up on my hints. 

Vodyanitsa: What hints have you given them? 

Odette: Well, I think about them a lot. 

Odette: And sometimes I even think about talking to them.

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Alyosha: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy. 

Vodyanitsa: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep. 

Alyosha: I said within reason, Vodyanitsa. How about I murder that guy? 

Vodyanitsa: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't? 

Alyosha: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?

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Mitya: What’s your body count? 

Mitya: You know you can die from that, right? 

Alyosha: *smoking a cigarette* That’s the point. 

Odette: *drinking alcohol* We’re trying to speed this up. 

Vodyanitsa: *Eating raw cookie dough and nodding*

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Vodyanitsa: We might have gotten into a bar room brawl back in the city. 

Mitya: Well, that was entirely predictable. 

Vodyanitsa: One of them punched a gang member. 

Mitya: Alyosha? 

Vodyanitsa: Odette, actually. 

Mitya: Oh, that was going to be my second guess.

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Vodyanitsa, filling out legal paperwork: Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB? 

Odette: Bold of you to assume I was born at all. 

Mitya: I personally was created in a lab. 

Alyosha: I just straight up spawned lol.

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Mitya: What the hell was that? 

Alyosha: *picks up a flashlight* Only one way to find out! 

Vodyanitsa: Wait a minute! You don’t go TOWARDS the spooky scary banging! 

Odette: Yes we do, Alyosha. We always do.

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Odette: I’ve never asked someone out. How do you even do it? 

Vodyanitsa: Oh, what I do is, I look them up and down and I say: “Hey… how you doin’?” 

Mitya, scoffing: Oh, please. 

Vodyanitsa, to Mitya: Hey, how you doin’? 

Mitya: 

Odette: Wow, they really hate us. 

Vodyanitsa: Yes, perhaps they’re homophobic. 

Odette: But we’re not gay, Vodyanitsa. 

Vodyanitsa: 

Odette: 

Vodyanitsa: We’re not?

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Mitya: Ask me anything. Go ahead, I'll give you a straight answer. 

Vodyanitsa: Why are we so fucking awesome? 

Mitya: That's the best fucking question anybody's ever asked.

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Odette: Being queer is a constant battle between "I wish to sit on a window bench with my lovers, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds" and "Hey, let's go throw rocks at fascists" and I think that's very sexy of us. 

Alyosha: If the window's open and you time it right, you can do both.

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Vodyanitsa, to Odette: We had a date! 

Vodyanitsa: *aggressively points to Hello Kitty Coloring Book*

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Mitya: You got a date yet Alyosha? 

Alyosha: No...