#alwayssomethingwiththisguy

Giving your dog a bath at 2am because it took you 45 minutes to drag him out of the truck's wheel well by the scruff after he saw a rat run under there 🙄 #iamnotpleased #whyyoulikethis #littlepsycho #alwayssomethingwiththisguy #Duzen #StayAtHomeDogMom https://www.instagram.com/p/CS86kRMrE7B/?utm_medium=tumblr

This little man gave me a mini heart attack this morning. He's always very excited for breakfast, but always waits for me to get all of the stuff situated before the food bowl is set down. Well, today he couldn't wait and just hopped right out the door of his coop and took himself for a little stroll around the porch. I did my best to keep from spooking him and making him flutter around too much since his wings are not clipped, so I set up a little kennel trap with a trail of food for him to waddle into. We didn't really get that far though, as Jolene saw that breakfast was served and left the nest to help herself and Laszlo ran on over to get some too. Too bad he couldn't figure out how to get back inside to join her. Luckily, he wandered under the coop and was easy to swoop up from there. No more adventures for you pal, back to the porch palace you go! #whyyoulikethis #troublemaker #alwayssomethingwiththisguy #pigeonsdayout #Laszlo #Jolene #pigeonparents #pigeonsofinstagram #StayAtHomeBirbMom https://www.instagram.com/p/CR4sqM_JGHJ/?utm_medium=tumblr

This morning poor little Doodies wasn't interested in following me into the chicken coop for rat patrol and it was apparent that he was pretty sore. Naturally, it's Sunday. And a holiday. So off we went to spend the next four hours at the emergency hospital. Thankfully, he doesn't appear to have re-injured his leg and didn't need xrays as the vet thinks it's just a soft tissue injury. We came home with some anti-inflammatories and doc's orders to try and restrict his activity for a few days. Poor little guy isn't stoked, but nurse Wanda is on the case ❤ #alwayssomethingwiththisguy #justheartshim #bigbrother #littlesister #juveniledelinquentwithaheartofgold #Wanda #Duzen #StayAtHomeDogMom #StayAtHomeCatMom #fosterfail https://www.instagram.com/p/CQ68_SVJobX/?utm_medium=tumblr

This little goober sprained his tail being a little mad man yesterday. He don't give af tho 😆 #hecrazy #whyyoulikethis #alwayssomethingwiththisguy #Duzen #StayAtHomeDogMom https://www.instagram.com/p/CLcimoyJFYG/?igshid=1h11fot1wqo6k

This dog is ridiculous. He had to spend some time on time out at the park because he flipped out at another dog and acted a damn fool. My main concern was he managed to wrap his leash around his neck and he kept yanking on it and making himself cough. He's my little mad man. #crazybaby #whatamigoingtodowithyou #alwayssomethingwiththisguy #hesluckyhescute #doodieadventures #Duzen #StayAtHomeDogMom https://www.instagram.com/p/CF24o8qJ8tQ/?igshid=1r1gm29g9q23y

This asshat is supposed to be on restricted exercise for at least another 3-4 weeks. So of course he's doing shit like this every damn chance he gets to give me a heart attack 🙄 #hellbethedeathofme #alwayssomethingwiththisguy #theroadtorecovery #Duzen #StayAtHomeDogMom https://www.instagram.com/p/CC4g-x1JDI0/?igshid=x314q3659ype

Just got off the phone with the vet, looks like we have the go ahead for surgery and his appointment is July 1st. Thank you so much to everyone who has donated and purchased a shirt, your help means so much to us! #ontheroadtorecovery #alwayssomethingwiththisguy #hesluckyhescute #Duzen #StayAtHomeDogMom https://www.instagram.com/p/CBmMqZep-uD/?igshid=1ldhe7erkdtel

After making an awesome lunch and loading the dishwasher, I managed to jam a fork under my thumbnail while reaching out to roll the rack back into the washer. The purple line is how far under the nail it went. My thumb is real sad about it. #ouch #accidentprone #alwayssomethingwiththisguy https://www.instagram.com/p/CATxFP_pbgv/?igshid=k3mx119qshtz