Alternative facts
You’ve heard, no doubt, that 70 is the new 60. It’s a story we Boomers like to tell ourselves.
Sharon, who is on the verge of a chronological milestone, recently received a birthday card that avoids the whole numbers thing entirely and goes straight to the heart of the matter. “OLD IS THE NEW YOUNG.”
Yes. And, in case you didn’t know it ... feeble is the new spry, befuddled is the new sharp and age spots are the new tattoos.













