“w-welcome to thee lucky shamrock! what can i do fur’ ye lad?”

options

*start a friendly chat with him*

*ask about his scars*

*flirt with him~* 

Jess: HA HA HA alrighty

[10 minutes later...]

[~or more~]

Me: That was a long pee.

Jess: HA HA HA HA

Me: What even happened out there ?

Jess: i dont know...and i dont know if i want to know

ha ha

Me: Yeah, let's skip the bathroom associated questions. *shifty eyes*

Jess: i dont knwo if that's possible with you ha ha ha

Me: Do you want to know what happened out there or something ?

Jess: nopity nope

Me: Are you sure ?

Jess: what happens in the bathrooms...hopefully stays there

Me: Hopefully. But things happen. Things that should only happen in a bathroom, happen outside of the bathroom. Sad sad world we live in.

Me: Maybe I didn't even make it to the bathroom in time.

Me: And this is all trickery talk.

Jess: oh my

Me: Maybe I'm covering up something I did outside the bathroom that was meant inside of the bathroom.

Jess: well...your mess

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