#also mostly ic

Tagged So the purpose of this meme is to give a little info on your muses without having to rely on others to fill your ask with meme questions. I know how disappointing it can be to come back to an empty ask so I wanted to create a meme that anyone and everyone can do (mun and muse). The rules are simple, you do not need to be tagged to fill out the questions, but once you have you mustre-postand tag 10 of your followers to spread the love. You can fill it out as many times as your heart desires (we all know muses can change with their character development.)

Tagged by: @penchantforviolence​

TEN  QUESTIONS

✕   what is your favourite word?      ❝Scum. Or Trash. Depends on the day, and the shit disturber.❞

✕   what is your least favourite word?       ❝ Disposable. Might be because I’ve grown, might be because I had a prick for a father. Who knows?❞

✕   what turns you on?      ❝Long Legs. Huge Tits. Great Ass. Nice to look at. A healthy streak of hedonism. [s]Being related to another S-Class fuck[/s]. I’m easy to please .❞

✕   what turns you off?      ❝Not being most of those things. Also, preaching. My life, my rules.❞

✕   what sound do you love?       The Laxus you are trying to reach is currently smirking like an absolute lech. Please leave a message after the lewd. 

✕   what sound do you hate?      ❝My shit for brains father talking. My shit for brains father breathing. The sounds that I make when I figure that my shit for brains father still exists.❞

✕   what is your favorite curse word?      ❝Better question: which one isn’t a favourite of mine?❞

✕   what profession other than yours would you like to attempt?      ❝Let’s see: I’m one of the strongest wizards alive, I’ve got enough money to coast off of for a lifetime, and I’ve got a few people in my life that matter above all else. Turns out they still care about me as well. I’ve got everything as is. What else beats this?❞

✕   what profession would you NOT like to do?

❝I dunno. Waiter, servant, anything that puts me beneath someone else like that. I’m not your goddamned towel boy.❞

✕   if heaven exists, what would you like to hear god(s) say when you arrive at the pearly gates?     ❝Laxus Dreyar, he died as he lived: Like the most majestic goddamned thing imaginable.❞

BONUS  QUESTIONS

✕   something most people don’t know about you?      ❝If Blue Pegasus taught me anything about anything, it’s that I’m not half a bad host. Though, if you mention that, you’ll probably end up in the dirt.❞

✕   sexual preference?     ❝Here’s the checklist: Are you a woman? Do you have an ass that won’t quit, and a rack that turns heads? If so, I’m your man.❞

✕   what position do you sleep in?      ❝Dunno. I toss and turn a bunch. Force of habit of living the life I leave. However I sleep is however I sleep, the last position I get comfortable in before I collapse❞

✕   what if someone told you…you HAD to lose, just this one time?     ❝I’d point you to the time where I ended up knocked out on a cathedral floor, and getting kicked out of my guild for my efforts. I’ve lost enough for one lifetime.❞

✕   greatest fear?      ❝Fuck right off.❞

He has two. The first is the fear of dying without accomplishing anything permanent or lasting. The second is the thought of losing the Raijinshuu, without being able to do a thing about it. That would kill him.

✕   if you could leave one thing to be remembered by, what would it be?      ❝Being the man that makes sure that Fairy Tail lasts for one hundred generations. One way, ro the other..❞

✕   what’s your middle name?     ❝Not ‘Ivan’, that’s for damned sure.❞

Not that I’ve done a headcanon in forever, but I imagine that his middle name would be ‘Yuri’. The likeness would be enough to give him that.