Because Roxy is a special soul who can get me to respond to tags.
Tagged So the purpose of this meme is to give a little info on your muses without having to rely on others to fill your ask with meme questions. I know how disappointing it can be to come back to an empty ask so I wanted to create a meme that anyone and everyone can do (mun and muse). The rules are simple, you do not need to be tagged to fill out the questions, but once you have you mustre-postand tag 10 of your followers to spread the love. You can fill it out as many times as your heart desires (we all know muses can change with their character development.)
Tagged by: @penchantforviolenceâ
â Â what is your favourite word?
   âScum. Or Trash. Depends on the day, and the shit disturber.â
â Â what is your least favourite word?
   â Disposable. Might be because Iâve grown, might be because I had a prick for a father. Who knows?â
â Â what turns you on?
   âLong Legs. Huge Tits. Great Ass. Nice to look at. A healthy streak of hedonism. [s]Being related to another S-Class fuck[/s]. Iâm easy to please .â
â Â what turns you off?
   âNot being most of those things. Also, preaching. My life, my rules.â
â Â what sound do you love?
   The Laxus you are trying to reach is currently smirking like an absolute lech. Please leave a message after the lewd.Â
â Â what sound do you hate?
   âMy shit for brains father talking. My shit for brains father breathing. The sounds that I make when I figure that my shit for brains father still exists.â
â Â what is your favorite curse word?
   âBetter question: which one isnât a favourite of mine?â
â Â what profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
   âLetâs see: Iâm one of the strongest wizards alive, Iâve got enough money to coast off of for a lifetime, and Iâve got a few people in my life that matter above all else. Turns out they still care about me as well. Iâve got everything as is. What else beats this?â
â Â what profession would you NOT like to do?
âI dunno. Waiter, servant, anything that puts me beneath someone else like that. Iâm not your goddamned towel boy.â
â Â if heaven exists, what would you like to hear god(s) say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
  âLaxus Dreyar, he died as he lived: Like the most majestic goddamned thing imaginable.â
â Â something most people donât know about you?
   âIf Blue Pegasus taught me anything about anything, itâs that Iâm not half a bad host. Though, if you mention that, youâll probably end up in the dirt.â
â Â sexual preference?
  âHereâs the checklist: Are you a woman? Do you have an ass that wonât quit, and a rack that turns heads? If so, Iâm your man.â
â Â what position do you sleep in?
   âDunno. I toss and turn a bunch. Force of habit of living the life I leave. However I sleep is however I sleep, the last position I get comfortable in before I collapseâ
â  what if someone told youâŚyou HAD to lose, just this one time?
  âIâd point you to the time where I ended up knocked out on a cathedral floor, and getting kicked out of my guild for my efforts. Iâve lost enough for one lifetime.â
â Â greatest fear?
   âFuck right off.â
He has two. The first is the fear of dying without accomplishing anything permanent or lasting. The second is the thought of losing the Raijinshuu, without being able to do a thing about it. That would kill him.
â Â if you could leave one thing to be remembered by, what would it be?
   âBeing the man that makes sure that Fairy Tail lasts for one hundred generations. One way, ro the other..â
â Â whatâs your middle name?
  âNot âIvanâ, thatâs for damned sure.â
Not that Iâve done a headcanon in forever, but I imagine that his middle name would be âYuriâ. The likeness would be enough to give him that.
I shanât be tagging anyone, but anyone else who wants in on this can go ahead and live that dream.