#alsen

It’s the low groan before the crying starts.  Because even with their best attempts at smearing Roy Moore, from the unproven sex allegations (sorry, but “so-and so said so” “a mall employee claims...” and “he signed a yearbook!” isn’t actual evidence of illicit sexual acts) to the other unsubstantiated rumors, isn’t going to stop Abortion Jones from losing today.  All liberals can do is whine, cry and call names, and that’s why they’re going to keep losing, and why they’ll have to utter the words “President Trump” right into 2024.  But by all means, please keep on calling conservative Christians stupid, evil hicks, pedophile supporters and all the other vile things you liberals like to call us.  It worked wonders in 2016!  I’m sure it will go just as well for you in 2018 and 2020!  Didn’t convince us to turn out en masse and unseat Democrats at all!  It didn’t convince us to convert previous Democrat votes into Republican votes at all!  Enjoy your descent, Democrats.  Maybe Bernie will amend a bill so the government will give you free rags for your tears.

thank you to the black voters of alabama whose right to vote was attacked with restrictive voter i.d. laws, polling station closures, and felony disfranchisement, but who still turned out to win this seat for doug jones

Art Trade with @cryogenic-heat I hope you like this sketch! Making a decision between which cuties I should draw was so hard!!! But this is what I came up with! An Elsen Tea party!

Actual turnout was fifty percent.

African American Voters Made Doug Jones a U.S. Senator in Alabama by Vann Newkirk for The Atlantic