11: Talk about the best dream you’ve ever had.okay, so strap in for this dream because it is a doozy.
so I’m in the convenience store one night getting a Slush Puppy, and on the TV in there there’s a breaking news story about these weird glowing dots around the moon that have shown up out of nowhere. there are all kinds of scientists and whatever talking about what it could be but I am not interested in this shit because I have to get home and go to bed because I have work in the morning.
so apparently my job is I’m a delivery girl for a restaurant, and I deliver on my bike. so I’m bringing food to someone in the middle of nowhere and by that I mean it’s like, Scottish Highlands? lots of fields and crumbling stone walls. so I’m biking along when suddenly BOMBS START EXPLODING ALL AROUND ME BECAUSE IT TURNS OUT THE LITTLE GLOWING ORBS WERE ALIEN BATTLESHIPS. now I’m biking my little legs off dodging explosions when I see in a field an old biplane.
I head over to the biplane and start yelling to the dude and he looks up and sees me and the giant alien spaceships in the sky and he’s like OH GOD GET IN THE PLANE so I jump in and he jumps in and he starts it up and I ask “Do you know how to fly this thing?” and he’s like “Kinda???” and I give a very sitcommy WOOOOOOAAAH when we fly into the sky.
we fly around in the sky for awhile, watching the world kinda be utterly destroyed until everything on the ground is just a constant smog cloud. we fly for what is probably days or weeks even if that’s not possible but we don’t notice that and it doesn’t matter. and then one day we see a big huge dirigible flying around. we decide that maybe we should check it out by FLYING THROUGH THE SIDE OF IT AND CRASHING. inside is huge. like crazy huge. and it’s full of people.Â
it turns out that the Earth is now pm unusable because of the alien war and there are dozens of these city sized blimp things that are being used to keep the human race alive. the dude and I are given some new clothes which are coveralls and a little dormatory that we decide to share and we then spend the rest of our days on the blimp.
it was pm my fave dream ever.
34: Talk about the worst physical pain you’ve endured.hmmm I’m not really sure. when I was three, a huge weight fell on my hand and shattered my pinky and sliced it open and they almost lost it, but now it’s just crooked and the nail is kinda messed up. but that was probably the worst.
