Jan 26
Controversial opinion but clean-shaven bro is superior actually
Alpha!Dave, however, should optimally always be a little scruffy,
(Theres smth abt scruffy bro that rubs me wrong idk)
(Maybe its bc i used to always see him drawn w a clean shave and its hard-coded into my brain)
(Maybw its a feeling i get from how meticulous dirk is abt his appearance... i feel like that would extend to bro too)
(Meanwhile alpha!dave is a disaster man so a little scruff doesn't hurt)
(In fact i think he leaves a short stubble ON PURPOSE to beat the babyface allegations. He's just too pretty w a clean shave for anyone to take him seriously lmao)
(Like they're both vain imo. Striders are vain.)
