Alzu gets drunk. And chatty. No warnings for anything other than drunkenness and Alzu being slightly lewd.Â
âYer tasty.â
Almul was reasonably certain that they were, in fact, not tasty. Alzuâs approval was probably at least mostly due to the fact that he was drunk. Very drunk, evidently, and gnawing lightly on Almulâs helm. Which was confusing, and kind of hot and damp, but not really objectionable. Almost cute, actually, and-
Almul squeaked lightly as Alzu licked at their face, then sighed and leaned away slightly, staring up at their lap full of Lyca. Okay, definitely cute. But- maybe not good for public? Almul hadnât seen Alzu drunk before, they werenât certain if he was going to get loud or otherwise troublesome, so it was probably a good plan to leave. Good thing Alzu was already all gathered up- all that Almul had to do was wrap their arms more securely around him, supporting his butt (which was made difficult by that rapidly wagging tail) and holding his lithe frame close so he couldnât fall off. Alzu was obliging enough, content to lean his head over Almulâs shoulder and nibble on various parts of his back, so all Almul had to do was start walking. The benefits of having paid for oneâs alcohol in advance.
Once outside the bar, Almul shifted Alzu up a bit higher, slinging him over one shoulder for easier carrying, and warbled in complaint when Alzu started to gnaw on their cape. Not that it hurt, they just didnât like the tugging sensation very much, and they could do without drool inside the material. Or drool anywhere, but at least on the outside of them it was easy to clean off.
 Alzu gnawed lightly at various parts of Almul for most of the walk, chewing on their shoulder for the most part, and occasionally paused the chewing to aim a saucy grin at anyone who caught his attention. Also things like âhey, gorgeous, youânâmeân that hot stuff next tâ yaâ now and then, most of which was ignored. Someone did take the opportunity to smack Alzuâs rear as they walked by, but Almul recognized them as someone Alzu had played with before, so they just chirped in response. That wasnât a threat- not with someone who knew that Alzu enjoyed that sort of thing. Which he clearly did, as his response to the smack was an even wider grin and a short bark.
 Almul didnât stop for interactions, though, they wanted to get to someplace quiet. Just in case Alzu got feisty in one way or another. Because- what was Alzu going to do? Flirt with everyone more thoroughly and then seduce someone into bed? Alzu didnât like when drunk people were being hit on, and Almul had some understanding of why, so⊠probably shouldnât let Alzu hit on people further than comments. And, hm- drunk people lost their inhibitions, right? What if Alzu decided to start grinding on Almul? Because Almul wouldnât really mind that, in fact it would probably be enjoyable, but it didnât seem appropriate for anywhere in public.
Once they were in private, that changed. A quiet patch of woodland, out of easy earshot of everyone- this would work. Chirruping softly, Almul set Alzu down and sat down next to him, waiting to see what would happen- and was immediately pounced on again.
Yep, theyâd expected this. All right, fine by them, might be interest-
No grinding? Also interesting, though a different kind. What was Alzu up to, then, if not-
Puzzled, Almul wriggled until they got comfortable on their back, chirping occasionally in gentle protest if Alzu stepped too hard on any particular spot. So⊠what was he up to?
 Alzu shifted around for a minute or two, trying to get comfortable, then flopped gently against Almulâs side and propped himself up enough to grin down at the other. âYer cute. Real cute, know that? Lookit- cutie. Cutie liâl. Yeeeah- cute. Lemme nuzzâl.â he muttered, then attempted to nuzzle at Almulâs face. Since Almul had more empty space than face at the moment, it didnât do much- he just ended up with part of his face inside Almulâs helm, which earned a pouty whine and a sulky expression. Which was rather hard for Almul to see until they pushed Alzuâs face away.
 Cute?
Almul murred softly, intrigued, but dismissed the comment. Alzu was drunk, after all, and drunk people said silly things. And they really had no complaints about their appearance, but they werenât cute. You couldnât be cute without a face. Also, they were made of metal and fire, so⊠not cute, no.
Then again, Alzu had called a dragon cute, so⊠his standards were different. All the same, Almul shook their helm slightly and chuckled, a visible signal of their dismissal. Nope.
 âYeeeah. Cute cute. Anâ yer a smart- learninâ stuff all good. Anâ a strong, yeah- anâ real brave. If I were you, Iâdâa wannâ move tâ where there ainât any humans ever. You? Yer walkinâ ârounâ wiâ all thâ humans. Real good, yeah- brave. A goodân.â Alzu purred, tail waving, and kneaded his hands firmly on Almulâs frame as he snuggled into the otherâs shoulder. âYeah⊠warm. Goodân. Good, good.â
Doing his level best to hug Almul despite them being on the floor, Alzu squirmed happily and pushed his face into Almulâs frame, gradually settling against them until he could get comfortable lying still. âHow ofânâm I gonnâ have tâ say thaâ? I wanâ yâ tâ hear.â
 Oh, well- they werenât so sure about all that. The first couple of points, maybe, but- brave? No, that was silly. They kept having nightmares, for goodnessâ sake, had still barely gotten over that happening often. Yeah, definitely drunk talk. It⊠felt nice, though, even if⊠a lot of it might not really be true. Heh.
Okay, they could⊠they could enjoy this, as much as they would get of it, right? No harm. Just⊠talk, that was all. Just⊠talk.
 Alzu must have noticed their disbelief, though, because he grumbled softly before bapping Almul lightly in the helm with one hand. âHey. Yer a goodân. Braveân good. Shooshân, you. Shoosh. You a good. Anâ I got no- no words, buâ you a good. Yâ hearân? Yeah.â
Clumsily attempting to gather Almulâs entire frame into his arms, Alzu snuggled up close and purred, nuzzling into their throat as much as he could with such a long snout. âGoodân. Youâs a good, Almul. Yah. Goodân. Lookit- I luv ya, hear? Yeah- luv ya. Sweet liâl. All cuddâl.â
 âŠwhat? Yeah, okay, Alzu was- was very drunk, and-
And still talking, not giving Almul any time to think, to dismiss anything-
 âGoodân warm, a liâl sweetân. I gotcha. Goodân, luv ya. Anâ I- lookit, ahâm drunk. So you- you âmind me, anâ then âll tell yâ again, yeah?â Alzu murred, then opened his mouth and fit it lightly around Almulâs throat before slowly moving up to grip their helm. Shaking his head slowly back and forth, he rocked Almulâs helm in a gentle, affectionate, very drooly gesture, then finally let go and settled again. âGood âun.â
 Oh.
Almulâs hands skittered uncertainly across Alzuâs back, then they wrapped their arms around him and hugged, tight, staring up at-
Okay, so he was drunk, but he sounded sincere. Looked it, too. Ears up, eyes wide, tail waving, not giving any sign that he was lying or- or anything.
Goodness.
Alzu meant that. All of it.
What⊠what were they supposed to do with that?
Almul had⊠absolutely no idea. Less than no idea. So they just⊠didnât do anything, not really, other than staring at Alzu. For⊠probably two minutes, at least, during which time he got comfy and started to doze off.
Eventually, Almul raised one hand and stroked down Alzuâs head, then curled fully into him and snuggled into his throat. Chirping quiet sounds, they stroked his back and sides, as much as they could reach, trying to figure out the odd fluttering in their chest that was not coming from any part of them, thenâŠ
They couldnât speak. Never had been able to, as far as they knew. But⊠they could try some other things.
They didnât know exactly where Alzuâs heart was, but they put their hand firmly over what was probably about the right spot, squeezing gently at the thick fur there, and crooned the most affectionate sound they could manage with a throat made of metal shards.
I think I love you too.










