What the actual bloody fu-
I would like to ask the scientists of the town if I did just seriously see an elephant on skis go past me, or if there's another chemical/aerosol version of narcotics leak going on. Cause honestly, that's just bloody weird even by my standards these days. (It also had a tutu and a feather boa. Last I checked my coffee was LSD free, absolutely guaranteed or I got a free muffin.)









