i swear to GODS matt if this is all just a dream
then I will be very thankful and grateful pls pls pls
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i swear to GODS matt if this is all just a dream
then I will be very thankful and grateful pls pls pls

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I just read a D&D story and let me share what happened the last time me and my friends managed to play In Person (we always played online before) if only so it will be Registered here :3
One shot. It was supposed to be more escape-room with some combat but we were DUMB AF so by the time we needed to finish we were still in the first room (Poor DM). Anyway lol
Party: Death Cleric (changeling), Death Paladin (his first game ever, bless his heart; elf or half elf, can't remember now), Dwarf Barbarian that I really can't remember the subclass, Wild Magic Sorcerer (tiefling; she had to leave before the combat so her character just teleported away lol), and Me, Blood Hunter Ghostslayer (Tiefling).
Combat starts. There's an undead mage. There's wraths. There's a book in flames we have to touch and activate another item for three rounds so the book will be teleported away. I have my Rite of Dawn activated, amazing against everything undead, right? Wrong, I fail the Wisdom ST and ends up POSSESSED. I lose some turns because I'm INTELLIGENT, not WISE.
Mage throwing insane amounts of necrotic damage and more. We all like "yeeah we're dying it will be TPK". Cleric tries to do the book thing but fire damage and more and ooops falls down Paladin brings her up.
I FINALLY pass the Saving Throw. And then the stars ALIGNED: Rite of Dawn activated (we determined that it deactivates if I will so or if someone takes my weapon away, it being in the sheath don't because it's still in my possession) equals to resistance to necrotic damage. Tiefling equals to resistance to fire damage.
I go for the book. I survive the most insane necrotic spell the mage throw by the skin of my teeth thanks to necrotic resistance. Book goes away after three rounds. Mage still there, combat too, but our mission is Complete.
If we activate this brooch from our Contractor, we are teleported away. I'll have to wait everyone's else turn to be able to do so with me. Do we try and fight or go away?
Shenanigans, Barbarian activates my brooch while screaming "TELL THEM I DIED A HERO". Cleric activates their own brooch. Paladin and Barbarian remaining. The Mage uses I don't remember what but the damage is MASSIVE.
We're all like "they're dead".
THEY BOTH HAVE LESS THAN 10 HP BUT ARE ALIVE
And then they activate the brooch and everyone miraculously survived.
Oh also the Paladin remembered to use some Feat he had about defending someone from an attack to defend my Blood Hunter from a Wrath trying to possess me while I was occupied with the book. It wasn't exactly like the rules, but the DM allowed because he REMEMBERED the feat, and it was his first session EVER. It was amazing.
So...
Eryn died, Leroy died, navia burnt to the ground, sebastian and flora are imprisoned, phanuel is traumatized because he just watched his hometown burn into nothing, herb nearly died, and my guy; Darius.........has been kidnapped, possibly by the highbloods again.
How's your current campaign going?
Played a session of D&D - near tpk...3/5 killed
It started well... The group sat down to cure some diseases before the arcs boss fight. 3 people had to be cured, including the artificer casting the rituals. First roll...Nat 1...the vampire FUCKING EXPLODES like Dr. Manhatten or Rorschach... The artificer decided to cure themself next to prove they didn't mean to kill the vampire...nat 5, they fall unconscious... After waking up and reassuring the remaining diseased teammate it was fine they ruled a14 and all went well the third time...deadliest short rest EVER... So the remaining 4 adventurers, Elf Ranger, Longtooth shifter seeker (who is also a werewolf), shardmind artificer and revenant seeker (basically a friendly zombie the party found) headed on in to the boss fight. The zombie is quickly tied up and eventually knocked out by a sentient firestorm. Meanwhile the crystal artificer and long tooth werewolf keep wave after wave of weak ass vampires at bay untill a large bone construct hurts the werewolf, causing them to lose control. This whole time the elf is fighting with the elder vampire in the next room. The werewolf decimates the bone construct and the firestorm with a little help from the artificer, before turning on said shardmind artificer, rending then into a lifeless puddle of crystal. Unable to calm down the werewolf charged the unconscious zombie and, once again, tore an ally to insignificant pieces. By this point the elf had taken out the elder vampire completely solo, and was lucky enough to fire a few arrows into the werewolf, slowing it so they could run. After this the werewolf finally calmed down. And that's the story of how 3 people died in my game yesterday and it was completely not my fault...
Things one should never find oneself saying
"You know what I really miss? The Mournlands. We should go back. They were pretty chill."

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