#alluring-idiosyncrasies

I’ve been like MIA for the past few months, and I’m excited to be back again!

I FORGOT TO TELL EVERYONE I SAW DYLAN SPROUSE...

??????????AAAAMMAZING??? wow that’s so cool. Did you get to say anything to him?

RIGHT???? I literally arrived in new york on a bus, got off the subway (at the wrong stop, nice going me) and five minutes later I saw a beam of light shining down on a beautiful golden boy.

Lol nah I’m just kidding but he was really gorgeous? I’ve kinda deluded myself into believing famous people aren’t “real” which is one of the reasons I didn’t go up to talk to him. (Also, this is one of the reasons I wanna avoid meeting famous people in general. I know they’re actual people but I wanna keep the fantasy alive :P) He was also, like, surrounded by friends and in the middle of a conversation so I didn’t wanna interrupt. 

OH MY GODDdDDddd I’m CRYINg

Oh if only, Darling, if only he’d given me more than an A+!  

I was majoring in Communications (to placate my father, who wouldn’t allow me to major in Theatre) and the prof. was the Dept. Chair.  Hot, late summer day, there he was in the Indiana Jones style jacket, and even the occasional 3-pc suit.  And the glasses, oh my my.  I suppose he was 40ish, but then when you’re 18, that’s a whole lifetime more than you are. Did I sit in class like those girls in the first Indy movie, leaning on my hands gazing, on him?  You bet your sweet ass.  I can’t rightly say now if i was the only one.

He laid down the gauntlet first day of class—”I don’t give any A’s”.  So of course, that became my goal.  Wrote one helluva term paper too, which I think was the thing which forced his hand.  I’m sure I’ve got the paper tucked away somewhere, with his red notations on it and the big A+.  A girl needs to cherish those treasures when they come her way.

Sadly though, it was my only course with him.  I transferred the next year to study Theatre at a state college where my best friends were.  Wish I could remember his name—he was my first “adult” crush.

i love this

what is your middle name? Naroé  do you have any fears? ladybugs, it’s not even a really interesting story we just had an infestation when i was younger and I developed a phobia ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ where are you from? Lima, Peru first career you wanted as a child: I wanted to be a fairy princess but barring that I would’ve settled for veterinarian what’s your sign? Scorpio future names of your children: No idea! Probably something weird that will cause them to get beat up on the playground. Scratch that, definitely something weird that will cause them to get beat up on the playground. what are you listening to right now? Hozier. I’ve had his album on repeat for weeks send help do you believe in fate/destiny? I don’t know if I would call it fate/destiny but something like that? I definitely don’t believe in coincidences but I also believe we have full responsibility over the choices we make. If fate does guide our lives, it doesn’t mean we can divine its intensions, just do our best, keep learning and push on. what are your career goals? Working with developing countries, most likely Peru. Maybe exploring the film scene there and helping with some kinda social enterprise. what is your favourite colour? white, but it changes frequently what is your favourite flower? Flowers aren’t my thing. I really like trees though! Especially bonzai trees and baobabs what was the first concert/show you attended? A free Laura Pausini concert at the Kennedy Center with my mom when I was a lot younger. I totally forgot about that what a nice memory :) something you are working on right now? A project proposal for an ethnographic film I have to shoot over the summer! have you ever had a near-death experience? I’ve been in quite a few car accidents of varying severity, if that counts! left or right handed? righty tighty (insert mildly inappropriate masturbation joke) tv shows you watch regularly: Supernatural, Parks and Rec, Buffy, and I am always always always rewatching The Office. Though the line-up changes quite frequently so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ last movie you watched? 10 Inch Hero, super cute with a breakfast club-esque vibe and it messed with gender roles within tropes in a cool way too

tagged by deanily​ who also happens to be one of my fave people so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

pick your artist/band: Hozier

are you a male or female: Someone New describe yourself: Angel of Small Death and the Codeine Scene how do you feel: Like Real People Do if you could go anywhere, where would you go: In the Woods Somewhere your favourite form of transportation: Run your best friend is: Jackie and Wilson you and your best friends are:  Sedated favourite time of day: It Will Come Back if your life was a tv show, what would the title be: Take Me To Church what is life to you: Cherry Wine your relationship: To Be Alone  your fear: My Love Will Never Die

I LOVE ALL YOURFRIDGE POEMS seriously where did you buy the magnets?

AW MAN THANKS DUDE