My arobreakng is clearly popular, but I wonder if I could use the same techniques to break allosexuals. Maybe their existence of romantic desire would make them even easier.
You date me, I know how to turn on the charm. We really hit it off, but I make it clear that I'm quite old fashioned, I don't do sex until we're really comitted. But still, I'll build anticipation with suggestive comments here and there, and more importantly, make you absolutely swoon. Dates two, three and four come and go, you're getting desperate, so we have our discussion of what are we? We decide monogamy is the way, and a few more weeks to a month pass. You ask about taking our relationship to the next level. Babe, I told you I was asexual, I don't do that, ever. Yes I did, I know your memory isn't always the best, but I know you agreed to that. And if you loved me, you wouldn't pressure me by asking!
You know you really should leave at this point, but it's like I have a spell on you. After some hard deliberation, you decide I'm worth it and let your sexual desire stay buried, repressed. You don't wanna lose me, so you wouldn't dream of cheating. Of course, there's no reason I wouldn't have been cheating on you the whole time, breaking multiple allosexuals at once. But I always have an excuse. And how could you not trust me after all this time? Not that it matters, I always have the last ditch of "I'm so sorry, baby, it'll never happen again!" We both know it will, but you're too far gone to leave. So you suck it up and forgive me. Again.
If you're alloaromantic, I guess it double sucks to suck lol
