#alligatortears

Christopher Moltisanti: [on Ralph] That poor fucking guy. Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Fuck him and his alligator tears. Tony Soprano: Please, his kid's in a hospital, a little fucking sympathy! Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: That gives him a pass? I don't care if he's got a hundred kids in the ICU with arrows in their heads, he's a piece of shit! You know it, and I know it. Tony Soprano: Who got you those no-show jobs? And not a word of gratitude. Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: He's a saint. You forget the thousand incidents with that guy? Tony Soprano: Kid in the hospital. Just take a look at how he fucking earns. Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: I know it was that miserable prick who called Ma at the home. They had to put her on Xanax just so she could sleep. She was in the hospital unit for an hour with nervous bowel syndrome. Tony Soprano: Whatever happened there... that was fucked up. Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Fucked up? Christopher Moltisanti: You don't know it was him. Tony Soprano: Listen to your friend here. Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: I'll promise you something else, on my old man's grave. If I get proof it was him, he's a fucking corpse. Tony Soprano: Nobody's killing anybody. Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: All due respect, T there's a line in the sand when it comes to mothers. Tony Soprano: You lay a hand on him and you're going to answer to me, if you can quote the rules you can fucking obey them. You hear me? ... Christopher Moltisanti: [grabs hold of Ralph's hair and it comes clean off - it's a wig he's been wearing all along to hide his baldness] Aahh! Holy shit! I had no idea. Did you? Tony Soprano: Of course I did. You're so high on scag, you wouldn't know if he had your mother's muff on his head.