#allforlaughs

Human beings need to do things that is part of the human experience. But these certain things that are incredibly grotesque to do.  I just find these things equally grotesque to do. Yes I don’t like to do any of these things on here but as a Tangerine with human traits I have no choice because ............................Society. Anywhose

Here we go  

1.Showering

Having a shower is overrated! Why is it overrated, cause to move my hands to lather my skin is truly troublesome and exhausting. Yes I do shower everyday but that doesn’t mean it gets any easier to do. However I rather not live like a Roman or Greek.

So I classify it as a necessary evil.

2.Touching Wet food

I treated this like it is a coercive substance that will burn 666 into my skin if I touch it.

3.Thinking

This requires a brain to do when I find mine I will get back to this. 

4.Reading

Tangerine holds up sign and it reads as follows.

F**K READING.

5.Writing

Caribbean teachers be out here wanting students to have All for One level strength in their fingers with the number of essays they give out.

6.Doing a literature review

You want me to read, write and think in one sitting.

I am not a god, I cant produce miracles. 

7.Group project

The Lizard people have brainwashed us to believe these exist. 

8.Cutting Onions

I just don’t like that onion smell on my hands. 

That scent is like radiation.

This shit don’t leave. 

9.Doing my hair

Me and hair have a truly toxic relationship.

It kicks my ass everytime I want to do it.

10.Waiting

Patience is virtue and one that was not bestowed on me. I will never comprehend how Big Country folk wait in line for hours. 10 minutes my blood starts to melt my organs.

11.Moving

Moving and me are like a moth to a flame. 

One of us got to die and wont be me.