#allconfetti

" forgive my intrusion , but i needed to see you and see you today ! " he takes a deep breath , trying not to think about how the palms of his hands were beginning to sweat and his voice had started to waver . still , if edward was anything he was resolute in even the most difficult of times . " i have arrived at a stunning conclusion , and i feared i would lose my resolve if i did not come here directly to say — i've decided to marry you ! "

" — this is why this relationship doesn’t work ! because of you and your always in first place on rainbow road ! THIS . IS . WHY . "

" uh-huh . . " [ MORGON ] is only half listening , much preferring to fiddle away with whatever mobile game caught his fancy ; today it was some sort of tower defense involving cookies . " y'know , floyd that is very interesting and all but — "

he jolts at the sound of the airhorn , the phone immediately clattering to the floor . suddenly , there was now a very small and fuming hedgehog squeaking angrily up at the boy .