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I don't know if anyone has told you this, but in politics you must WIN before you can change things and you can only WIN by always telling right wing people what they want to hear. And of course you must WIN power by telling them what they want but then you need to keep hold of that power by giving them what they want so you can WIN again in a few years time. Remember if you don't WIN WIN WIN then someone else will WIN WIN WIN and that's just unthinkable because those people will say out loud the things you will only implement quietly.

It's all just strategy you know. If you want to defeat child poverty, you actually have to vote for more child poverty to ensure that you WIN WIN WIN so then you can stay in power to tackle child poverty. You must ensure that you WIN power by taking a stance against trans rights because otherwise the Real Bastards would get into power and what would they do to trans people?! You can't go round selfishly demanding that politicians be against genocide, because if our side doesn't WIN WIN WIN, the other side will get unto power. And they totally love genocide, whereas we do the genocide but we act sad about it sometimes maybe.

ADVANCED SORRY IF I SOUND WEIRD (AND MORE FORMAL THAN I SHOULD BE) AND IF I HAPPEN TO SAY “AH” AND “HUHU” A LOT hksdhkqsahds